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Captions for The Animals of Farthing Wood.

My favorite characters Adder (the green snake on the right), her mate Sinuous (he's plain to see thanks to the moustash  :lol ), and the Rat With a Feeling of Impending Doom

Here's my idea of a caption: "I found your lunch, dear,"


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Sinious: Here you are.
Rat: I'm not dead yet!
Adder: Here, he says he's not dead yet.
Sinious: Yes he is...

 :lol


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Adder: Alright, poke him with the fluffy pillows; if that dosn't work, get the comfy chair! That'll get it out of him!
Sinuous: *thinking* Jussst act casual  :)


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Adder: Are you sure this one is not from our Farthing Wood group?
Sinious: I am sure that no body from your Farthing Wood group is watching.


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BOTH of you misspelled it! There is no 'i" in Sinuous!!! Don't worry, I made the same mistake, but, I just wanted to point that out.

Rat: (before this) Please don't kill me! My sister had babies and now my wife and I have to take care of them because she died and then one of them lost all his fur and his tail so now he's only a little pink thing, and now I have to work for Bully more to keep them save. But all the love I see in their little eyes makes it worth it in the end.
Adder and Sinuous:  :blink:
Rat: True story...
Adder: Enough of the sssob ssstories!


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*snorty laugh* Sinuous as Tarzan/caveman! But *cough* It's a rat.

Adder: Sooo...what shall we do? Pelt it with knives? Drown it in a ditch? Douse it with rat poison.
Sinuous: How about we just kill it now