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Pterano's Valley

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on: October 27, 2015, 02:01:34 AM

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Reply #1 on: January 09, 2016, 08:48:44 PM
Bump, because no one has made any captions.

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Reply #2 on: January 24, 2016, 10:04:32 PM
I'm sorry, was this unnecessary?  :neutral

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Reply #3 on: January 25, 2016, 10:22:50 AM
That night, Chomper and his parents feasted on all the poor dinos that Pterano led off a sheer cliff.

He has a tendency for leading herds to their deaths. :p
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Reply #4 on: January 25, 2016, 01:00:19 PM
Quote from: vonboy,Jan 25 2016 on  09:22 AM
That night, Chomper and his parents feasted on all the poor dinos that Pterano led off a sheer cliff.

He has a tendency for leading herds to their deaths. :p
Thanks! Finally, someone captioned. I was feeling a little silly for posting this.  :lol

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Reply #5 on: July 24, 2019, 12:00:07 AM
Trying my best to make Pterano a real estate agent. :lol

This...my friends, is a lovely 10,000 acre, fully furnished, ready to move in Valley. I guaranteed you that this is the perfect place for you and your friends. These mountains provide ample shelter from predators and plenty of cover from the elements. Thousands of plant species occupy this area, so even the most pickiest of eaters can engorge themselves with satisfaction. To top it off, we have a beautiful waterfall that descends into the river and provides all the fresh water you need.

The price for this wonderful Valley, you say? I offer an exchange. I take over the Great Valley, and this will all be yours!

Deal?


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Reply #6 on: July 25, 2019, 04:21:05 PM
Pterano: “Yes...I am now the ruler of the Great Valley...Thank you everyone for your support! I will lead the Valley how it was meant to be led...with flye—”

*gets interrupted by Topps*

Off screen bickering:
Topps: “HMPH! ‘Ruler of the Valley’ my rear.”
Grandpa Longneck: “Oh my...he’s still delusional...”
Topps: “IT HASN’T BEEN 5 COLD TIMES YET!!!”
3 minutes later
Topps: “I’m gonna charge that flyer...”
Cera: “Hey Grandpa Longneck...Does the Lone Dinosaur also protect the Valley from...delusional flyers?”

Later scene:
Pterano: “I heard that! Have some respect for your higher ups!”

*smack* (Pterano gets knocked off his perch by Bron)

Topps: “Hmm...thanks longneck...”
AAMBDDGLGLLLMMMOOPRSSSSB

Major kudos to anyone who figures out what that means :)

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Reply #7 on: July 28, 2019, 07:55:01 PM
Pterano: “Everything the Light touches is my kingdom.”

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