Cera's happy and looking at you

[Dalekdino]

[The Anonymous Person]

Cera: Wanna know what I did to Petrie when he asked me when my other two horns will grow?

[Dalekdino]

Cera: Wanna know what I did to Petrie when he asked me when my other two horns will grow?

Bambo: Go on tell us..

[ARAJediMaster]

CERA: Um... I-I don’t even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you’re talking to?

(she gesticulates toward a sign saying “Meet Cera”)

(A Velociraptor pins down a rat-like animal with its foot, and prepares to kill it when Cera’s tail taps its leg. It turns to look at her)

CERA: Yo, what’s up?

(cut to original scene)

CERA: D-do you have any ideaóany idea of who I am?

(The raptor shrieks as it pursues Cera; she flees screaming like a maniac)

CERA: Basically, kind of a big deal.

(Now the raptor finds itself wedged between a gap of rocks trying to squeeze through, with Cera on the other side, blowing raspberries at it)

(cut back to Cera showing off her body like a bodybuilder)

CERA: Oh, yeah, isn’t that beautiful?

(she chuckles weakly)

(Cera tries to pull away from the raptor as it holds onto her tail with its teeth)

CERA: You listenin’? Okay. Ferns grow, flyers fly, sun shines, and brother? I hurt dinos.

(She bumps the camera with horn, just like in Walking with Dinosaurs)

CERA: Boink!

(Just as the raptor is about to land the killing blow, Cera stomps on its toes. It jumps up and down in pain)

(cut back)

CERA: I’m a force of nature!

(She rams into the predator’s stomach, winding it)

CERA: Bonk!

(cut back)

CERA: If you were from where I was from, you’d be dead!

(Cera runs up a ramp and pile-drives into the raptor’s head as it tries to slink away)

CERA: Woo!

(An upbeat fanfare plays as a still shot of the gang pulls back from Cera. The title “The Land Before Time” appears below them)

(Cera and the rat share some ferns with each other over the unconscious raptor)