Me: "Ducky, I think you're overdue for a pedicure."
Ducky: "What is that?"
Me: "Something that makes your feet look and feel good...and a saving grace for us distance runners."
Ducky: "I still do not understand, no no no."
Me: "Just trust me

. As for those nails...I think a dark pink with some glitter will be fitting."
Ducky: "I do not know what you are talking about, but I thought you are a tomboy."
Me: "I am, with some balance of femininity."
*Ducky looks at camera and shrugs before being lead to her demise

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