Make up a crazy lie about the person above you

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #120 on:** May 22, 2019, 08:01:49 PM

Did I really?

TPAM is friends with the Gang of Five.

Mouse-a-saur · **Reply #121 on:** May 22, 2019, 08:04:22 PM

Man, I wish

TPAM glows in the dark, but only on Tuesdays.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #122 on:** May 22, 2019, 08:08:47 PM

That's not normal.

TPAM has traveled to the depths of the Mariana Trench before!

Mouse-a-saur · **Reply #123 on:** May 22, 2019, 08:11:13 PM

There were no dinosaurs there, unfortunately

TPAM can lift over 500 tons with one hand.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #124 on:** May 22, 2019, 08:13:33 PM

Now, that's amazing.

TPAM is secretly a male and has the identity of a female online.

Mouse-a-saur · **Reply #125 on:** May 22, 2019, 08:17:06 PM

What a concept

TPAM knows how to walk through walls.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #126 on:** May 22, 2019, 08:21:24 PM

There's game cheat codes in real life, apparently.

TPAM hates the first movie of TLBT.

Mouse-a-saur · **Reply #127 on:** May 22, 2019, 08:25:23 PM

Now that is crazy

TPAM is a time traveller from 1940.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #128 on:** May 22, 2019, 08:30:54 PM

I had a swell time! It was a very enlightening experience.

TPAM has seen the actual big bang of the universe happen.

Mouse-a-saur · **Reply #129 on:** May 22, 2019, 10:40:11 PM

Must've been crazy

TPAM can play two pianos at the same time.

Anagnos · **Reply #130 on:** May 23, 2019, 02:12:06 AM

TPAM can play three guitars at the same time.

Mouse-a-saur · **Reply #131 on:** May 23, 2019, 06:44:49 AM

Wow, that’s a whole band

TPAM has the ability to levitate at will.

Anagnos · **Reply #132 on:** May 23, 2019, 10:29:35 AM

I don't need to levitate. I can use my wings.

TPAM really works at McDonalds.

Mouse-a-saur · **Reply #133 on:** May 23, 2019, 10:34:18 AM

Well, close!

TPAM owns 65 cats.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #134 on:** May 23, 2019, 03:12:37 PM

TPAM is a monster who lurks beneath the beds of children and feeds on their fear!

Mouse-a-saur · **Reply #135 on:** May 23, 2019, 03:19:43 PM

Oh dear

TPAM has watched every single movie on netflix 10 times.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #136 on:** May 23, 2019, 03:28:01 PM

Nope, nope, nope! That's too much!

TPAM has been diagnosed with leukemia lymphoma and may be entitled to substantial compensation.

Mouse-a-saur · **Reply #137 on:** May 23, 2019, 03:29:37 PM

Oh goodness

TPAM works for the FBI

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #138 on:** May 23, 2019, 03:34:20 PM

My cover has been blown!

TPAM lives under a bridge.

Mouse-a-saur · **Reply #139 on:** May 23, 2019, 03:36:36 PM

TPAM has visited Antarctica 13 times.