How did you go online so quickly to answer my question even though you're never online at the time that I post my question?
I never questioned it before, but now I wonder. 
inb4 Magic
Well, I may have mentioned this when I started this topic, but I tend to typically check this section once every few hours or so, except for when I'm not home or if I'm asleep, and if I see a new question, I get right on and answer it. It may sound weird, but most of the time I only tend to be online after there's new activity in topics that I follow regularly. I know that sounds a little ... awkward, but that's the way I roll. It's probably a clear sign of how much Petrie there really is within me.