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Ode to My (Me) Snuggling Stick

ImpracticalDino

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Hey everyone! This is my 1000th post, yippee! :celebrate

To commemorate this event, I'd like to share with you a tiny ode I made for a school assignment. I thought I could do some LBT related, and I also saw the opportunity to glorify a stick, which means so much to Petrie despite being a normal, boring, and dull stick. It's not much, but I hope you enjoy reading it. :smile

This is the only thing I've written so far that's LBT related, so don't ask or expect anything else from me. :p

I will also have two versions, the one below this sentence and the grammatically incorrect version specifically written with Petrie's dialect. Hopefully I got most of it right. :)

Ode to My Snuggling Stick

I glide with ease,
in the twilight abyss,
spellbound,
with my bronze stick.
It is the staff,
with which I cast,
that fear itself,
is even aghast.
It is like my personal,
Great Valley,
for which I embrace,
my spirit within.
It is all that,
I ample,
to feel so content.

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Ode to Me Snuggling Stick

Me glide with ease,
in the twilight abyss,
spellbound,
with me bronze stick.
It the staff,
with which me cast,
that fear itself,
it even aghast.
It like my personal,
Great Valley,
for which me embrace,
me spirit within.
It all that,
me ample,
to feel so content.


Discord! I'm howling at the moon! And sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon...


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Congratulations for your 1000th post, ImpracticalDino! You really don't waste any time when it comes to posting stuff, do you? :OhYou That's a pretty good ode!




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Congratulations for your 1000th post, ImpracticalDino! You really don't waste any time when it comes to posting stuff, do you? :OhYou That's a pretty good ode!

Thank you! :D
Yep, yep, yep! I have been posting a lot here since I first joined this forum!


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Congratulations on becoming a Swimmer!

:)petrie "And that pretty cute, by the way! Hehehe!"
Suddenly, I've written so many fanfics that I can't possibly list them all! :P




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Thank you Petrie, I'm glad you enjoyed my ode!
And thank you Diddy as well! :)


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