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As you know, the forum has been fighting spammers and bots for years. We have seen our fair share of "Custom Kitchens UK", scammy Internet hosting companies, and bots trying to send us to a business's homepage. But after fighting the tidal wave of spam for so many years, the admins had a persistent thought: what if the spammers are right? Not in terms of posting nonsense links and trying to scam our users, but in trying to make money through our unique platform?

Well, thanks to the helpful counsel of Taunt, we have finally decided to move the forum in a new direction. Please see his important post on the matter in this topic

Smart Sign I

ImpracticalDino

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We have stupid sign captions, so let’s introduce some smart signs, shall we? ;)




Caption Away! :rainbowwave


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Is this sign attached to this:



“The Past is Gone..” -Dream On, Aerosmith


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Those who touch this sign will be reduced to mere atoms — gone. To make the process more painful, your entire molecular structure will slowly break down one by one, slowing and eventually shutting down your internal organs. Everything will hurt in your internal body with agonizing torment until eventually...

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Cardiac Arrest. All within the span of 24 hours. Not too short for a painless death, but not too long so that the victim will have time to react to this. Not that it matters, because they’re gonna be reduced to atoms anyway. :P


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