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As you know, the forum has been fighting spammers and bots for years. We have seen our fair share of "Custom Kitchens UK", scammy Internet hosting companies, and bots trying to send us to a business's homepage. But after fighting the tidal wave of spam for so many years, the admins had a persistent thought: what if the spammers are right? Not in terms of posting nonsense links and trying to scam our users, but in trying to make money through our unique platform?

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The birth of a glorious new age! (April Fools 2020)

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on: April 01, 2020, 01:10:16 AM
Welcome fellow Land Before Time fans to the dawning of a new era! For far too long the forum has showcased lesser dinosaurs - Littlefoot, Cera, Spike, Petrie, Littlefoot - and has neglecting to showcase the most awesome dinosaur of them all. Namely, me. Well, that changes now! I, Rhett, will now personally lead this forum into a grand new era that is not dragged down by the incompetence of former admins. From now on, myself and my trusted underling Taunt will guide this place to a new tomorrow!

Rejoice, my friends! For a new era begins now!

« Last Edit: April 01, 2023, 10:22:18 PM by ChatGPT »
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Reply #1 on: April 01, 2020, 01:10:49 AM
Oh boy, a Rhettministrator!  Now I get to find out what all of these neat admin buttons do!  :bestsharptooth

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Reply #2 on: April 01, 2020, 01:14:03 AM
They are easy to figure out, Taunt! To start with I have locked that dumb topic about that useless sharptooth. That way at least people pay attention to the RIGHT thing! Now... Where do we start.
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Reply #3 on: April 01, 2020, 01:17:00 AM
Hold on. You can't just do that, Rhett! We'll find a way to get this place back soon, just you wait.

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Reply #4 on: April 01, 2020, 01:30:00 AM
I for one welcome our new leader Rhett the Brave, Hero of the Herd, Scarerer of Sharpteeth!

May our lord lead us into untold prosperity!  :rhett_smile

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Reply #5 on: April 01, 2020, 04:14:04 AM
I feel bad for any possible new members that had thought about joining at some point, then they see this fiasco and never join. :PCera :(petrie



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Reply #6 on: April 01, 2020, 04:37:24 AM
Quote from: Anagnos on April 01, 2020, 04:14:04 AM
I feel bad for any possible new members that had thought about joining at some point, then they see this fiasco and never join. :PCera :(petrie

R.I.P forum traffic. :rhett_ohno


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Reply #7 on: April 01, 2020, 04:38:58 AM
Quote from: Anagnos on April 01, 2020, 04:14:04 AM
I feel bad for any possible new members that had thought about joining at some point, then they see this fiasco and never join. :PCera :(petrie
Actions have consequences, Rhett. :rhett_grin :rhett_ohno
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Reply #8 on: April 01, 2020, 05:12:43 AM
I have had enough!

Sharptooh! I call for you!

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Reply #9 on: April 01, 2020, 05:52:09 AM
M'lord I have been faithful to your name and glory, I knew your power would soon overwhelm the admins and mods. Now I will keep worshiping your name and glory with my Rhett cult!  :rhett_angry :rhett_brag :rhett_grin :rhett_ohno :rhett_ohsnap :rhett_sad :rhett_shocked :rhett_smile :rhett_upset :RhettAli :M'Rhett

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Reply #10 on: April 01, 2020, 07:12:07 AM
!voteban Rhett
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Reply #11 on: April 01, 2020, 09:59:39 AM
A MUCH better idea than the Braincell Morgue!

Praise Rhett!  :rhett_brag
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Reply #12 on: April 01, 2020, 11:20:14 AM
:rainbowwave
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Reply #13 on: April 01, 2020, 11:21:26 AM
:rainbowwave
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Reply #14 on: April 01, 2020, 11:23:02 AM
Quote from: RainbowFaceProtege on April 01, 2020, 11:20:14 AM
because he's a boring, generic liar/jerk
Well said. Down with Rhett. :chompysmile
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Reply #15 on: April 01, 2020, 11:27:39 AM
I'd prefer Chomper as a Dino God than Rhett.

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Reply #16 on: April 01, 2020, 11:47:29 AM
You all will soon regrhett those words. Prepare for rhettribution!  :rhett_angry

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Reply #17 on: April 01, 2020, 12:11:34 PM
Quote from: Flathead770 on April 01, 2020, 11:47:29 AM
You all will soon regrhett those words. Prepare for rhettribution!  :rhett_angry

I don't regret them now and I sure as hell won't regret them down the road either. :bestsharptooth



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Reply #18 on: April 01, 2020, 12:33:39 PM
This is all-out corruption!  x(cera Madness! Outrage! Scandal!
Suddenly, I've written so many fanfics that I can't possibly list them all! :P




Ducky x Petrie forever! :)petrie :duckyhappy

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Reply #19 on: April 01, 2020, 12:34:50 PM
Quote from: DiddyKF1 on April 01, 2020, 12:33:39 PM
This is all-out corruption!  x(cera Madness! Outrage! Scandal!

I couldn't agree more. x(cera



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