Grandpa Longneck Caption

ingster · **Reply #20 on:** April 29, 2008, 08:13:56 PM

Grandpa Longneck: d-d-d-did you say blue?!?!

Noname · **Reply #21 on:** May 02, 2008, 11:06:48 PM

Littlefoot's grandfather: (after crushing some eggs in a nest) (thinking) Just walk away very quietly... and think of someone to pin this on...

NeptuneNavigator2001 · **Reply #22 on:** May 03, 2008, 02:43:15 AM

Quote from: Noname,May 2 2008 on 08:06 PM

Littlefoot's grandfather: (after crushing some eggs in a nest) (thinking) Just walk away very quietly... and think of someone to pin this on...

That was a RIOT! I haven't had a good laugh like that all day!

Noname · **Reply #23 on:** May 04, 2008, 11:38:00 AM

Quote from: jedi472,Apr 27 2008 on 12:57 PM

Oh my God! Someone's streaking through the Valley!

Technically, everytime a dinosaur runs through the valley, they are streaking, as clothes will not be invented for 65 million years.

NeptuneNavigator2001 · **Reply #24 on:** May 04, 2008, 05:54:12 PM

True... Plus, unlike mankind, they do not have shame of their nudity, invalidating clothes anyway...

Noname · **Reply #25 on:** May 05, 2008, 01:53:17 AM

I know one along those line...

...(after eating the forbidden fruit of knowledge)...(thinking) Oh my God... we're all naked!

NeptuneNavigator2001 · **Reply #26 on:** May 05, 2008, 06:22:50 AM

Hmm, I have my own beliefs about the forbidden fruit of Genesis... *Keeps them to himself...*

Still, that's, uhh... Well... Hmm... How do I put this...? Unique... And not in a way I think I could condone...

kjeldo · **Reply #27 on:** May 05, 2008, 07:06:10 AM

oh, hippies!

Noname · **Reply #28 on:** May 05, 2008, 01:20:44 PM

But eating the fruit of knowledge was a BAD thing to do. Really.

Anyway, here's another one:

Littlefoot's grandfather: Oh my! There IS a stone of cold fire! And it landed right on those threehorns!

Lillefot · **Reply #29 on:** May 05, 2008, 02:44:37 PM

Director: There! Hold it! Right there! Action!

Grandpa: I hate scenes were I have to stand on one leg...!

NeptuneNavigator2001 · **Reply #30 on:** May 05, 2008, 08:56:42 PM

*Continuing Lillefot's post, to keep my mind off my bird... For the time being, until he creeps back in...*
Grandpa Longneck: AAAHH! *THUD*
Director: Cut, cut! Great! Now we have to do that whole scene all over again!
Grandpa Longneck: You mean, all twenty minutes of it?!
Director: Yeah. So get back into place!
Grandpa Longneck: *Sigh* (Thinking) They don't pay me enough for this...!

NeptuneNavigator2001 · **Reply #31 on:** May 06, 2008, 01:42:33 AM

Oh, and by the way kjeldo, I'm not a hippie; I just haven't taken the vow of Nazarite yet... It's mentioned in the Torah; you shave your head when you take the vow, and it's a special sign between Yahweh and His people... How can you assume something like that? I never gave any indication that I was... I don't blame you, though, so don't apologize. You didn't know. Besides, according to the Torah, it is against His commandments to shave the head, so that's why I haven't done it. I keep the Torah, as well as the commandments of Yahshua (commonly called Jesus) - He never said to forsake the Torah, just the Talmud, which the Jewish people were keeping. The Hebrew people always kept the Torah to the bitter end... The Talmud came from Babylon, and is the only thing that actually exists nowadays that was Babylonian.

Sorry about the double post, admins...

Oh, and for the record, I believe that the fruit was actually... Fornication, shall we say? It goes deeper than that, though... With Lucifer and stuff... It's rather unique, I must admit... As to where I get that belief, I'll leave that alone, as it is outside the realm of this topic...

Kor · **Reply #32 on:** May 06, 2008, 07:01:58 AM

Grandpa Longneck (thinking): One can see so many interesting things from up here.