2025: The Year the Forum Embraces Capitalism (April Fools 2025)

[Taunt]

Good morning, everyone!

As you know, the forum has been fighting spammers and bots for years. We have seen our fair share of "Custom Kitchens UK", scammy Internet hosting companies, and bots trying to send us to a business's homepage. But after fighting the tidal wave of spam for so many years, the admins had a persistent thought: what if the spammers are right? Not in terms of posting nonsense links and trying to scam our users, but in trying to make money through our unique platform?

Well, this year we will put this hypothesis to the test!

We would like to welcome you to our Forum Associated Businesses. As members of the Gang of Five forum, you can receive exclusive discounts and promotions as members of the Very Important Creature tier. Furthermore, if you buy products from any of our exclusive offer links, you can qualify to be part of the Red Treestar Club! There you can receive special coaching tips from Rhett to unlock your inner Big Longneck and to make the ultimate gains in your own business!

With that in mind, let us introduce you to our Forum Associated Businesses....

Now introducing Forum Associates. Do you want to have all of the treestars, but lack the drive or motivation to meaningfully contribute to society? We totally feel you! Our team of arch-capitalists will help your portfolio soar!

Not responsible for financial losses. Some terms and conditions apply.



If you would like our qualified associates to handle your shiny stones, please click on this affiliate link. We'll love doing business with you. 

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At Custom Kitchens Valley, our dedicated team of fastrunners can design any kitchen that your heart may desire for a reasonable price! Provided that it is in pink.




At Custom Kitchens Valley, we will never let you down! For more examples of kitchens in our portfolio, please click here.

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Move aside Falcon Northwest! Flyer Southeast is the new company on the block! At the forum's dedicated assembly site, our staff can build a PC to your exact specifications!



If you want us to build your new PC, click on the affiliate link and we will be glad to help you. You can see one of our best builds here.

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And, finally, introducing the forum's own Cryptocurrency - Bitleaf! This totally not a pump-and-dump scheme will allow you to invest in the forum that we all know and love!

Watch me, the ever so-trustworthy Taunt, showcase in this video how I have personally grown rich through this currency by exploring my lambo and mansion that I totally didn't rent for a few minutes for the purposes of a YouTube video.



For instructions on how to take advantage of this once in a lifetime opportunity, click here now!

We hope that you all enjoy using our new business enterprises. Feel free to give your reviews and testimonials in this topic!  

[Sneak]

Finally. We have our own crypto!

*invests into Bitleafs*

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oh no! I was DuckyRolled! D: Taunt, you sham!!! Give me my greenleaf back!


(Happy Starday, btw....)

[Taunt]

Finally. We have our own crypto!

*invests into Bitleafs*

...

oh no! I was DuckyRolled! D: Taunt, you sham!!! Give me my greenleaf back!


(Happy Starday, btw....)

Sorry, Sneak, but no take-backsies!  Taunt has to pay back the longneck mafia somehow. But thank you for the birthday wishes!