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Cera: *choking voice* "Why'd you do that? I said I was sorry for insulting your mom!"
Littlefoot: "Oh nothing, you're just way too ugly."
Cera: *yelling* "YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!!"


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I still think tug of war would be the less painful alternative.

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How dinosaurs perform the heimlich.
Perform the heimlich? What does that mean?


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heimlich maneuver is a maneuver to remove a blockage from one's throat


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Quote from: Tails_155,Aug 16 2007 on  05:24 PM
heimlich maneuver is a maneuver to remove a blockage from one's throat
Yeah you kind of need to know that for the joke to work. :p


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Littlefoot:  I'm soo sorry, Cera.  I'm just not an expert at the Hiemlich yet.  Promise me we'll still be best friends.  Peace?

Cera (in hospital bed using audio keyboard to talk):  As soon as my sternum heals, this threehorn is making longneck tenderloin.

Littlefoot:   :slap


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This is a really nasty one, but I had to say it.

Littlefoot: Push! Push!

Cera: (breathing rapidly) Not working!

Littlefoot: Let me help you!


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Quote from: LBTFan13,Mar 28 2008 on  05:45 AM
This is a really nasty one, but I had to say it.

Littlefoot: Push! Push!

Cera: (breathing rapidly) Not working!

Littlefoot: Let me help you!
 :blink:  :slap  :bang

Wow...that must be an awfully big egg :x


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Littlefoot turns to Tinylongnecks - Ok class. This is the most effective way of dealing with strangers. Let's pretend Cera is a mean, nasty, egotistical, stubborn, self centered...

Cera thinking while Littlefoot keeps coming up with insults: Get on with it...

Littlefoot after four minutes of insults: mean old bully! First thing to do is distract them. Like so!

Littlefoot charges.

Cera thinking: He's getting some sort of rise out of this...


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Littlefoot: "This is the last time you eat my treestar Cera."


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*just moments prior to this...*

Cera:  C'mon Littlefoot!  Hit harder!

Littlefoot:  I'm not if I shou...

Cera:  I said HARDER!

Littlefoot:  Ok.  Like this?


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Cera: "Threehorns can hit harder then any Longneck."

Littlefoot: "We Longnecks can hit as hard as any threehorn and I can prove it."


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47-52-13-28, HUT!

(for those of you who live overseas, this is from American football.)


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I just had to say this.


Littlefoot:THIS IS SPARTA!!
Cera:What's sparta?


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^^ :lol  :lol

Here's to add on:

Cera: This is madness!

Littlefoot: Madness? THIS IS GREAT VALLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Cera quickly learns that Littlefoot does not take kindly to "yo momma" jokes.
"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." -Gandalf


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Quote from: WeirdRaptor,Apr 7 2008 on  01:49 AM
Cera quickly learns that Littlefoot does not take kindly to "yo momma" jokes.
Ouch!  

Cera(wheezing):  Littlefoot!  The treesweet's stuck!  Help me!

Littlefoot:  Incoming!


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