Narrator: Many eons ago when the Earth was young, millions of years before the first humans was the Age of the Great Lizards: the dinosaurs. These massive creatures roamed the earth for thousands of centuries. some ate plants. While others, the dreaded sharpteeth, hunted their fellow dinosaurs. But the plant-eaters found refuge from their predators: the Great Valley. A place where my life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Lol! That was ust the most random thing I've read on here!
Littlefoot: But why can't I play with that threehorn? We wre having fun.
Littlefoot's mother: Because I said so. Now shut up before I take away your Xbox 360!
or....
Littlefoot: Why can't I play with that threehorn? We were having fun.
Littlefoot's mothr: Because we're different.
Littlefoot: *le gasp!* **** you, you racist *****! I hope a sharptooth gets you! *runs away*
Granndpa: Where did he learn such foul language? :blink:
Littlefoot's mother: Don't look at me. He probably got it from all those M-rated video games he plays.
Grandpa: Hmm. Who got him the video games I wonder? <_<
Littlefoot's mother: Oh... -_-
