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Cancerian Tiger

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LBT IV, when Cera crawls out of the bubbling goo.  As soon as she gets out, a certain longneck barrels into her, pushing her back in.

Littlefoot:  Hey, guys!  You would'nt believe what I saw!

Cera: S***!

(Others look over at her)

Cera (growls): What?


Mornai

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LBT X, when shorty hits Littlefoot with a rock.

Littlefoot:Ow! that hurt!

Shorty: You wanna do something about it?

Littlefoot: **** off!

Shorty:  :blink:


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LBT III reference.  It is nightfall, and Cera and her father are having an argument.

Mr. Threehorn: Cera, I'm your father.  I only want to do what's right for you.

Cera (tear streams down left cheek): You stupid a******!  Racism is so crap!  I don't give a s*** what you think!  You're the biggest jerk!  S**** off! (runs off)

Mr. Threehorn: :blink:


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I've got another one.

Original Land before Time

Littlefoot's mother: Some things you see with your eyes, others, you see with your heart.

Littlefoot: What the **** is that supposed to mean?


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Bron: Grandpa longneck never told you what happened to your father...

Littlefoot: He told me enough! He told me you killed him.

Bron: No. I am your father...

Littlefoot: No... that's not true. You're lying! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Bron: Let your heart guide you. You know it to be true.

Littlefoot: NO! NOO!

Bron: Come with me and we can rule the Great Valley together as father and son!

(Littlefoot jumps off of the cliff he was on)

(Technically, this is a mix of The Empire Strikes back and the tenth land before time movie, but both movies have similar scenes.)