Kill Murray/Save Murray

lbt/cty_lover · **on:** December 03, 2007, 07:58:05 PM

Here are the rules: Go Here.

For those that don't want to follow the link, here are the rules.

There are two factions: good for Murray and bad for Murray
Play alternates between factions. For example, bad starts. Good goes next.
Gods or deities cannot be brought into it.
There must always be logical sense to each event. Murray cannot just stop falling if he is falling off of a cliff. He must have a jet-pack or something.
Things cannot just vanish.
Murray cannot be given indestructible items, immortality, death, or anything that would automatically make it impossible for the other faction to do anything.
Murray will not commit suicide.

There will be a few modifications. No time limit, no winning or losing, no drawing, and anybody is welcome.

Example

bad: Murray is being chased by a homicidal maniac with a chainsaw.
good: The maniac is caught by the police.
bad: The police car runs Murray over.
good: Murray was loaded into the ambulance that came with the police car.
bad: The ambulance has untrained paramedics.
good: Murray gets into the emergency room in 3 minutes.

I must warn you all, I am a pro at this.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #1 on:** December 09, 2007, 11:42:18 AM

I'll start.

Murray falls off of a tall building.

Tails_155 · **Reply #2 on:** December 09, 2007, 03:11:05 PM

the firemen are there with the trampoline-y thing

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #3 on:** December 09, 2007, 05:34:55 PM

The firemen decide to have a coffee break and set the trampoline down.

StarfallRaptor · **Reply #4 on:** December 09, 2007, 08:43:36 PM

Some people nearby pick up the trampoline-y thing

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #5 on:** December 09, 2007, 08:44:36 PM

A homicidal maniac with a gun starts shooting the people.

StarfallRaptor · **Reply #6 on:** December 09, 2007, 09:19:11 PM

A truck swerves and hits the homicidal maniac, running him over.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #7 on:** December 09, 2007, 09:25:06 PM

Murray tears through the trampoline and hits the ground.

action9000 · **Reply #8 on:** December 09, 2007, 10:25:23 PM

The trampoline was over an open sewer. Murray falls through and lands in the deep, mucky water.

The Great Valley Guardian · **Reply #9 on:** December 09, 2007, 11:00:14 PM

Murray had a flashlight in his pocket as he landed in the sewers.

Flathead770 · **Reply #10 on:** December 10, 2007, 01:03:34 AM

...but the batteries are dead.

StarfallRaptor · **Reply #11 on:** December 10, 2007, 01:21:52 AM

But there is a pack of them left by a construction crew next to him.

Flathead770 · **Reply #12 on:** December 10, 2007, 02:10:41 AM

just before he grabs them, a rat bites the pack and runs off.

Tails_155 · **Reply #13 on:** December 10, 2007, 07:13:58 AM

the tear lights up the path to the ladder out

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #14 on:** December 10, 2007, 03:54:50 PM

The street collapses, leaving Murray under falling rubble.

Raptor · **Reply #15 on:** December 10, 2007, 05:24:05 PM

Fortunatly, Murray was only hit by the smallest pieces.

Dwalin · **Reply #16 on:** December 10, 2007, 05:35:38 PM

Returning home, Murray sees a mafia boss being murdered by killers sent by a rival. The killers see Murray and try to eliminate him, since they don’t want witnesses.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #17 on:** December 10, 2007, 05:37:04 PM

Murray escapes by using an advanced knowledge of survival tactics and informs the police.

Dwalin · **Reply #18 on:** December 10, 2007, 05:48:05 PM

But the police officer informed by Murray takes bribes and is a longtime associate of the gangster who commissioned the murder.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #19 on:** December 10, 2007, 07:25:32 PM

An undercover police officer kills the corrupt officer and serves as Murray's bodyguard.