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Kill Murray/Save Murray

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But Murray wasn't very high above the floor when he started falling, so he doesn't hurt himself.


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But a sewer gator comes to try and eat Murray for dinner!


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The sewer gator is crushed by the cement "trampoline."


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But then, an army of Velociraptors from Jurassic Park attack!


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The velociraptors smell the sewers, and die from disgust. (It is possible!)


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[wait, velociraptors are okay, but not-fully-fueled was questioned?

since when is it truly possible to die from disgust?]

a sudden current rushes through said sewers


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It is a very weak current, it matters nothing to Murray.


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(Velociraptors have a more sensitive smell. Their brains cannot handle the smell, and the brain shuts down.)

The surge becomes viciously strong. Able to crush a man.


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the wood is quite frail and splits in a deep spot

[so why weren't th velociraptors themselves questioned? they're not currently a possible being]


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While Murray is swimming under a hatch, the end of a rope is dropped from above: it is the police. They are seeking for him because they have already caught the gangster and the hitmen who commited the murder witnessed by Murray, and so they must bring him to the trial to testify.


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The rope breaks.

(I didn't feel like questioning the velociraptors. I was a little lazy. They also added a little flare to the game.)


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however, upon his climbing, a bucket frozen to the brim with ice flies down and hits Murray in the right temple


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But, since Murray has a helmet on  his head, it doesn't knock him out.


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The water was icy, and Murray is simultaneously getting frostbite and hypothermia.


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There is a stone protuberance on the wall: Murray grabs it and the policemen give him another rope. He climbs up and is immediately carried to the hospital under heavy guard.


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However, the hospital is also preforming bizzare genetic experiments, and they turn Murray into a Velociraptor with genes salvaged from the dead ones in the sewers.


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But he becomes a talking velociraptor, so he still can testify.


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But now he has Raptor instincts, and accidentaly attacks one of his bodyguards.


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Is that good for Murray or bad for Murray?  :huh:  :huh:  :huh:


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WHERE DID THE VELOCIRAPTORS COME FROM? I don't recall a Discovery Channel documentary on Velociraptors today