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Tex first said "It's okay Arcia, I'll tell them what's in the tea...it's a truth serum...and I was only going to dose Hunter with it, but seeing as how Sieg took some too, it looks like we'll get some interesting results." But upon Arcia's next question, she blushed bright red again and said "Well...it was before you joined my team...and...the...father...is..."

Hunter grinned as she thought about who it might be...and then a thought crossed her mind as she shouted "YOU DIDN"T! NOT HIM!" Tex just looked at the floor, and then after several moments of silence looked back up to the others and said

"Yes...Hunter I did...the father of my child...is Killer!"

OOC: Bet you didn't see that coming! :lol


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Arcia looked puzzled as she looked from Tex to Hunter and back again.
"Who's this Killer guy?" She asked them...
Sieg looked at Hunter, and he turned his attention to Tex as he asked the pair of them...
"So, does this mean that Killer wasn't always evil and psycho?"



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Hunter was now torn between comforting Tex, and ringing her sorry little neck! Hunter's breathing was slowing down almost as if she were just finishing a tough work out. Her fist clenched and she stood up and didn't move.

Tex on the other hand looked ashamed of herself, and decided to answer Seig's question "No...he was always crazy and pyschotic, but one night when he had been contracted to kill me I slipped him a pacifier drug, and it worked, but then things went just a bit too far."

Before she knew it Hunter was standing before her, and she tired to make herself as small as possible as Hunter raised her fist. Tex awaited the strike, but it never came....instead she felt Hunter hugging her...and to her suprise...crying!

Tex looked over at everyone else and was waiting for them to say something.


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Dante joined everyone, wearing a new black shirt under a red vest, with his red coat slung over his shoulder.
"So...Killer, huh?  Wonder how that'll work out..."
Dante said, thoughtful for a moment...
"Tex... Ummmm... If you ever need any help, I'd be happy to do what I could...
Arcia said, patting her employer on the back,
"And...If Miss Hunter's willing to, we will too..."
Sieg added, wrapping an arm around Hunter and smiling boradly...
"Which I think she would be..."
Dante quipped calmly...


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Tex smiled as she realized that everyone here was going to help her no matter what. She then looked to Hunter and asked "What about you..."

Hunter however smiled and said "Well you know majority rules, so we help you any way you can...which means you'll have to come with us when we leave." Tex smiled and said "If that's true then you may want to change your clothes so the enemy can't uhhh..."

Hunter blushed and said "Okay I'll go change." And she walked into the room she and Sieg had been sharing, and after several moments she came out wearing a pair of black leather jeans a velvet red tank top, and a leather jacket to match.

Tex was impressed as she replied "So, you found my stash of leather clothing huh?" Hunter nodded and said "Oh yeah!"


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Sieg cast an appraising eye over Hunter, smiled, and said...
"You look nice, Miss Hunter."
Arcia nodded, grabbed a coat from the wall, and said...
"Well, are we just gonna sit here and wait to be attacked again, or are we gonna move to another location?"


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Tex smiled and said "That sounds like a good idea...now if you will excuse me...I'm going to change." Said Tex as she stood up, and took off her lab coat revealing a a pair of blue jean pants, and a matching violet shrit and she smiled as she pulled a 9 mm pistol and said "Let's go!"


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Dante smirked, slung his coat on, laughed, and said...
"Sweet! We can hit up my place, I think.  It's not too far, and I think I'll have room for all of us. Heads up though, NOBODY touches the Strawberry Sundaes I keep in the freezer, dig?"


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"Alright, I'm up for that." I said.

Jaina:

I nodded with a slight smile. Jerek nearly said something, but I shot him a quick glare. "So, which way to your house?"


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Dante thought for a moment, then pointed to the north.
"Let's see...It's that way.  There is one problem, though.  How do we get out of here?"
Sieg looked at him, then replied...
"Um...Yeah. Tex?  How do we leave here?"


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Tex sighed and said "Well there is only one way out of here...actually there are two, but the second one  is a little on the risky side...but if it works...emphasis on if we can get to your house without a problem Dante."

Hunter smiled and said "I know I'm not going to like what you're about to tell us."

Tex smiled and said "Well who's up for some experimental teleportation?"


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"Um...I like the sound of the first option.  I think.  Is it safer than the teleporter?"
Dante asked, looking at Tex with a faint smirk...
"Can anything ever be simple with you, Tex?"
Sieg added, raising an eye ridge...


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Tex smiled and replied "no..not really. The bigger the better I always say!"

Hunter smiled and said "Wow...Tex...just answer me this..if we do use the teleport...will we at least arrive with all our organs and limbs intact?"

Tex just stood up and pushed a button and said "Let's hope you're right!"

Hunter then disappeared in a flash of white light. Text then said "Gods speed."


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"<Sigh> I'll go next.  Here goes nothing.  Ready, Tex!"
Dante yelled, shutting his eyes as the light enveloped him...
"My turn.  Here goes.  Let's go!"
Sieg, too shut his eyes as he vanished...


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"As much fun as this is...I'm starting to get worried..." said Tex as she waited for Jerek and Jaina to say they were ready for transport.

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For a moment Hunter couldn't tell which way was up or down...that was until Dante landed next to her and Sieg landed on her rear. "Ow." was the first word she was able to mutter. She then blinked and asked "Who ever is sitting on my tail, please stand up..."then a question formed across her mind as she asked "Is that shag carpet I'm feeling?"


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"Mmm?  Oh, sorry Miss Hunter!"
Sieg said, rising quickly to his feet and offering a hand to Hunter...
"Yeah.  That's the shag carpet alright.  We're in my place.  That actually didn't work half bad, you know?"
Dante asked, rising to his feet and looking around before saying...
"Welcome to Dragon's Tears.  My shop."


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Hunter smiled and took Siegs hand. She then looked down and frowned as she said "My pants are on backwards...and..." She then blushed as she replied "so...is my bra...this is embarrassing."


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"Yeah. My boots are on the wrong feet, and...my belt's on backwards.  At least we're intact, right Miss Hunter?"
He then blushed, and said...
"Need any help with the backwards articles?"
Dante looked around, then calmly stated...
"Hmmmm... My shirt's on backwards.  So that was a little bit of a side effect.  No biggie, right?"
He said, wondering where Jaina was...


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Hunter stood up...blushing at Sieg's remark. She was nodding her head in response when she felt something on the end of her tail. She picked off whatever it was, and held it in front of her face to get a better look...and only caused herself to blush a deeper shade of red as she realized what she was looking at...

She then stuffed the item into her pocket and turned to ask Dante "Which way is the bathroom...I gotta fix this backwards issue of mine, and quick!"