Evil Ruby Caption

Lillefot · **on:** May 08, 2008, 06:16:22 AM

Caption this one!

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #1 on:** May 08, 2008, 07:32:22 AM

I can only think of one right now:

My precioussssss!

How original

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kjeldo · **Reply #2 on:** May 08, 2008, 09:16:56 AM

just a little bit more...

Dark Pterano · **Reply #3 on:** May 08, 2008, 09:40:52 AM

How about this, for a good one.

I'll get you, my pretty... and your little flyer too! (Evil Witch of the West, like laugh.)

Lillefot · **Reply #4 on:** May 08, 2008, 11:35:54 AM

Ruby: I wasn't kidding when I said pay, Now you'll pay the ultimate price!

Noname · **Reply #5 on:** May 08, 2008, 12:58:20 PM

Narrator: When Ruby switches to evil mode, the lighter skin on her stomach and underside turns pink... an evil color for sure...

Kor · **Reply #6 on:** May 08, 2008, 04:50:37 PM

Ruby: "Now that I found the stone I"ll make them pay. Everyone who laughed at me all the sharpteeth that tried to hurt or eat me, everyone who has ever annoyed me. I"ll make them all pay." (insert evil laugh here.)

Lillefot · **Reply #7 on:** May 08, 2008, 05:00:52 PM

Ruby: Now Ducky... What was that talk about my crest!?

Malte279 · **Reply #8 on:** May 08, 2008, 05:02:32 PM

Ruby: "Say one more time that I don't fit into the land before time and I will have to hurt you landbeforetimelover!"

Sorry, couldn't resist

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #9 on:** May 10, 2008, 12:01:32 AM

(Thinking) Hehe, if I just breathe down Cera's neck, I'll give her more scary sleep stories!

Lain_EX · **Reply #10 on:** May 10, 2008, 03:04:38 AM

Ruby: "I'm not Ruby! I'm a bilingual Sharptooth! RAWR!!!"

Amaranthine · **Reply #11 on:** May 10, 2008, 08:40:29 PM

Ruby: "I'll get you my pretties!!!! And your little dog too!"
Spike (thininking): She thinks I'm little? :blink:

NeptuneNavigator2001 · **Reply #12 on:** May 10, 2008, 08:40:39 PM

...For some reason, I just can't seem to think of a caption for this one...! I just can't see Ruby as "evil," even though it's only a joke. Hmm... Nope, sorry.

EDIT: WAIT! I got one now!

Ruby: Have you ever had the feeling that you're being... Watched? By a - *looks up* SHARPTOOTH?!!!

*everybody else screams and runs away*

Ruby: *evil laughter*

kjeldo · **Reply #13 on:** May 16, 2008, 01:48:59 PM

ruby: i'm here for your protection-money! (ruby has joined the mafia)

Kor · **Reply #14 on:** May 17, 2008, 01:23:28 AM

Ruby: "I'm gonna get you Dorothy, and your little fuzzy sharptooth too."

Malte279 · **Reply #15 on:** May 17, 2008, 03:29:58 AM

Ruby: "I'll make you an offer which you cannot refuse!"
Addresseee (thinking): "Uh oh, an offer from the godmother!"

Lillefot · **Reply #16 on:** May 17, 2008, 03:35:28 AM

(Indiana Jones inspired)
Ruby: Zo... Dr.Ducky... You gonna tell uz where ze treeztar iz...?

Lillefot · **Reply #17 on:** May 25, 2008, 04:20:41 PM

Ruby babysitting Tricia failure:

Ruby: "And that's when the big, mean Sharptooth..."
Tricia runs away crying*
Ruby: "... ah well..."

Joseph · **Reply #18 on:** May 30, 2008, 03:43:17 PM

Yoda: Twisted by the Dark Side, young Ruby has become.

stars · **Reply #19 on:** June 09, 2008, 09:44:58 PM

Ruby: thats it i had it with you. o When i get my hands on you.