Aladdin Caption This

Amaranthine · **on:** July 18, 2008, 12:37:35 AM

Aladdin: I love you Jasmine!
Jasmine: Aw thank you! I love myself too!

Aladdin and everyone else: :huh:

action9000 · **Reply #1 on:** July 18, 2008, 01:48:32 AM

Aladdin: Hey...shouldn't a big heart be popping up in between us right now?

Jasmine: You've been watching too many movies, dear.

Kor · **Reply #2 on:** July 18, 2008, 03:30:53 AM

Jasmine thinking: "Who is the good looking young man before me?"

Alladin: "Hello, my genie said you'd know the way to the local malt shop."

kjeldo · **Reply #3 on:** July 18, 2008, 11:05:30 AM

jasmine: tell me how much you love me,
aladin: i love you much that i can fly on it what i'm doing right now!

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #4 on:** July 18, 2008, 08:00:18 PM

Jasmine: "Well, aren't you the gutsy one, swooping in in the dead of night."

Aladdin: "Duh-huh! Shucks!"

Amaranthine · **Reply #5 on:** July 22, 2008, 07:20:04 PM

Aladdin and Jasmine in a staring contest.

Ptyra · **Reply #6 on:** July 22, 2008, 07:26:51 PM

Aladdin: (thinking) Keep smiling...I think there's a big fat pimple on her forhead...
Jasmine: Why are you looking at my forhead?

Noname · **Reply #7 on:** August 10, 2008, 01:55:51 PM

Aladdin: You know, the Disney animators conveniently overlooked the fact that Islamic women wear veils...

Lillefot · **Reply #8 on:** August 10, 2008, 02:23:55 PM

Aladdin: Stare contest! Bet I can beat you!
Jasmine: You're already smiling, Aladdin...

Nick22 · **Reply #9 on:** June 09, 2009, 02:53:41 AM

You do know that the guards are going to tie you up and gag you after our flight?
what?
Nothing..

Kor · **Reply #10 on:** June 09, 2009, 02:56:19 AM

Alladin: "Is this the way to the casaba?"

Nick22 · **Reply #11 on:** June 09, 2009, 03:01:45 AM

Thats in Morooco.. this is somewhere in the mIddle East

Noname · **Reply #12 on:** June 09, 2009, 03:04:35 AM

Aladdin: (thinking) Wow! She's not wearing her Islamic Veil, but in this case, I will make an exception to that rule!

Jasmine: (thinking) I hope this is a modern prince, and not one of the Taliban...

Kor · **Reply #13 on:** June 09, 2009, 03:09:45 AM

Aladdin: "The face looks familiar, but I can't place the name."

Nick22 · **Reply #14 on:** June 09, 2009, 03:14:48 AM

this is the Sultan's harem..

Noname · **Reply #15 on:** June 09, 2009, 03:16:49 AM

Jasmin: Welcome to Arab-burger! Can I take your order?

Aladdin: Hi. I'd like to order the crispy pork tenders and a large coke!

Jasmin: Pork is not Halal... it's un-Islamic!

Aladdin: I think I'll go now... Squadala! I'm off!

Kor · **Reply #16 on:** June 09, 2009, 03:25:04 AM

Aladdin: "How about some Halal brand crispy pork tenders & a large coke?"

Noname · **Reply #17 on:** June 09, 2009, 03:26:58 AM

Aladdin: I'm off to fight the British imperialists in Iraq!

Jasmin: If you die, I shall avenge you!

(months later, headlines read: Native moron fails in worst-planned suicide bombing run in history of world... hilarity ensues.)

Nick22 · **Reply #18 on:** June 09, 2009, 03:29:45 AM

Hey I'd like a tongue sandwich /

Whats that
Its where I Sandwich my tongue between your lips..
oOOH

Noname · **Reply #19 on:** June 09, 2009, 02:06:44 PM

Jasmine: (thinking) I've seen this guy somewhere before...

Aladdin: (thinking) I hope she doesn't recognize me as the 'street rat' she saw before... she does... oh crap... how am I ever gonna explain this one...