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Petrie and Guido caption

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Guido:  I can't believe you ate that!

Petrie: Ew!


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Guido: "You want to dance?"

Petrie: "Me no know how to dance."


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Guido:  "Take some Ex-Lax, and you'll never be plugged up again."


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Guido: "YOU'RE going to the party looking like THAT?! Oh, baby, this whole look you've got going is a complete do-over! What I have done to deserve this! We have got to get you prepped and ready to look FABULOUS! Now, first we have to...(goes into a long-winded rant using fashione terms I have no knowledge of.)"

Petrie: "Hmm. Guido's idea could be whole new look for Petrie."
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Guido: "Pull my feather/finger."

Petrie: "Me not sure, that good idea?"

Guido: "What are ya, CHICKEN!"

Petrie and Guido: (Thinking) What's a chicken?


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Guido: "You do sound like the Pillsbury doughboy when I poke your belly."


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petrie: and i asked her out and..
guido: and she dumped you?
petrie: DOH!


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Guido: a ha there you are petrie i found you at last.
Petrie:Me no very good at this game.
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Guido: Petrie look behind you what's that?
petrie: It's me shadow, ahhh.


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Guido: "Let's dance."

Petrie: "Me no can dance."

Guido: "That is ok, I"ll lead."


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Guido: "Petrie, you've gathered some more pounds, haven't you?"
Petire: "Ohhh! Don't remind me!"
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Guido: What the heck am I pointing at?

Petrie: Me no know.


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Guido: No that's wrong! You need a more convincing argument when blaming other people for things you did! Take that one caption with you and Ducky. You can't be smiling when you blame her for everything!

Petrie: (thinking) If you no shut up I blame you for showing embarrasing photo's of Mr. Threehorn


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Guido: "Wow, look behind you Petrie."

Petrie: "Me to scared to look. Maybe it giant sharptooth if me look."


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guido: hey whats that smells

Petrie:that is the smell of discovery

guido: do you mean that sharp-teeth that on tha back

(the two start to scream)


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Petrie tries to convince Guido of his Force powers by liftig Guido into the air, while Guido tries to point out he doesn't have any.


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Guido: HAHA! I knew it! I knew flyers could actually gain weight!
Petrie: Grrrrr




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Guido: "Pull my finger, Petrie!"

Petrie: "Then what happen?"

Guido: "Just do it and find out already!"

Petrie: "Oh, okay!"

*Petrie does as told, and Guido lets out a squeaker*

Petrie: "Ewww!"

Guido: "Haha!  You did it!"

Petrie: "Me no make stinky air!  You smelt it you dealt it!"

Guido: "Yeah, well, whoever made the rhyme did the crime!"

Petrie: "Ooooh, why me never get final word?!"


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Guido: "I'll be the one to save us.  I am the guest star in this episode."


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Guido: I told you not to eat that sparkling quiche!
Petrie: Petrie hope nothing bad in it...

A reference to a pic I drew
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