tea. definitely. i once tried coffee and i really expected it to be bitter, but it wasn't...rather tasted like an oaks bark (please don't ask me why i know how an oak tastes like).
well tea, yeah, the black one - earl gray, not for the stuff in it, which is similar to coffein, which doesn't have any effect on me. also like green and white tea and marzipan tea. only the gods know how they make it, but it's great.
drink a Darjeeling sometimes, but only with lots of sugar (oh, what a barbarian i am).
tried an Oolong once, but failed somehow and made it taste like my carpet (again, don't ask...)
and a tip for the eyelid fighters: put matches vertically in yer eyes. on in each.
