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The Land Before Time "What if?" game

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I hope not, because I think that rap doesnt fit with LBT-style very well...

What if they had a "Great Valley's Got Talent" show? :p
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.


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I'd be rooting for Chomper.

What if Dil had a son or daughter?


Myrkin

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Then Dil would have someone as "eyes" again. :)

What if Ruby had kids someday in a not-know-how-distant future?
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.


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She could teach them how to talk big.

What if Littlefoot and Chomper were (Somehow) brothers?


Myrkin

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Then Papa Sharptooth would have much to explain to his mate. :p

What if Ali stayed in GV for good?
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.


tempestwheel

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The LxA shippers would be pleased.

What if the gang voluntarily stayed on Chomper's island?


Myrkin

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Then Chomper's parents would always have someone for desse... I mean, friends for dinner! :D

What if Ruby lost her patience for babysitting Chomper?
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.


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Chomper would be sad.   :(

What if the grownups let more sharpteeth into the valley?


Myrkin

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There would be less... grownups.   :p

What if the island from "Lost" was somehow moved into LBT universe?
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.


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Then LBT would become extremely convoluted.

What if the gang invented some kind of prehistoric skateboarding?


Myrkin

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Then there would be at least one reason to await a cold time.

What if there was a major crisis with gang's friendship?
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.


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Then we'd have the most dramatic LBT movie/episode yet!

What if all the main characters existed today, in 2009?


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Then we would have less dramatic sequel of "Jurassic Park".

What if in a future Earth would become so overpopulated that humans would have to travel in time to LBT universe to get enough food?
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.


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Then the sharpteeth would have a new food source   :DD

What if the gang formed a band?


Myrkin

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Then we would have to hear even more songs. :)

What if penguins from "Madagascar" showed in Great Valley?
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.


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More comedic one-liners!

What if dionsaur meat was sold at grocery stores? (Continuing the "If dinos existed today" question.)


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Then the Humans or other Life forms would be saved.

What if Littlefoot's Grandparents suddenly dies?


tempestwheel

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Then the series would only get more dramatic  :(

What if the gang became teachers for younger dinos when they grew up?


Myrkin

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Then Petrie would teach flyers not to fly over the Smoking Mountain. ;)

What if the gang decided to do something about Petrie's grammary?
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.


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Me not sure how it would go.

What if the gang invented pizza?