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The Land Before Time "What if?" game

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Petrie would hide from them for days probably; If they were cute puppies, Littlefoot would want to take care of them, Cera would probably think they equaled trouble and Spike and Ducky would be be their friends...as long as they wanted to be friends and didn't attack them that is.

What if Ducky learned the 99 treesweets on the tree song (99 bottles of beer)?


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Chomper, Ruby, and Petrie would appreciate the ability to cover their ears.

What if any member of the gang got addicted to sweet bubbles?


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There would be an intervention planned by the other six :DD

What if the gang discovered paintball in the form of throwing treesweets at each other?


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The Great Valley would be in a Complete mess from all the Tree Sweet Sap and it would take a long time to clean it up.

What if Sharpteeth had a craving for Fruit?


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There'd be almost no more suspense.

What if the gang opened some kind of prehistoric restaurant?


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Then they would have to close it after awhile because of Spike eating all green stuff and Chomper eating all meat. :p

What if water began flooding all land except Great Valley and every ground walker came to it seeking refuge?
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The Great Valley would be crowded so much no one would be able to move and Topsy would yell at Grandpa Longneck that these newcomers were a real nuisance...only said "nuisances" would be so close that they would heard him :lol


What if the gang was put in charge of everything for one whole day? and the grown-ups couldn't tell them that to do at all!


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Maybe Chomper could try some meat, and Spike will eat as many leaves as he wants.

What if Ruby and Petrie were aware of the fact they are omnivores?


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They'd be vegan in front of the gang and omnivorous away from them. They still wouldn't eat eggs or dinosaur meat.

What if the Great Valley dinos were involved in a war? (Wait... I think I answered this one.)

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Then Serris would be pleased.

What if the gang invented football?


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Then they would have to find more kids first. I dont think that 7 players is enough.

What if sharpteeth villains in series became more efficient in hunting Valleyers?
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.


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(Um, American football or soccer?)

1.) The Great Valley would have a Superbowl.

2.) The Great Valley would havea World Cup.

What if the gang appeared in Darwin's Soldiers?

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Quote from: Myrkin,Mar 3 2009 on  08:05 AM
What if sharpteeth villains in series became more efficient in hunting Valleyers?
Then the GV would be screwed.

What if Petrie was more braver?


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Then Ducky wouldnt have to act so much maternal towards him. :)

What if there was Alien on the loose in the Valley?


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Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.


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Then the GV residents might like it if there were some sharpteeth around.

What if, in the reverse of how the series portrays them, the sharpteeth were smart and the leafeaters were not that bright?


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The sharpteeth would wipe out the leafeaters and then either have to convert to cannibalism or starve to death.

What if the others learned how to swim like Ducky :D?


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Then chomper won't have another close call like in TMFWA

What if chomper's parents were friends with Littlefoot's mom?


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Then she might have survived because they would have backed up up during that initial sharptooth attack.

What if Cera never grew her other two horns?


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She can't call herself a Threehorn

What if the gang appeared in Darwin's Soldiers?

Darwin's Soldiers is a SF Furry RP going on here.

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Then it would be even more awesome.

What if the gang became the prehistoric equivalent of actors/actresses?