Raptor Squadron

Cyberlizard · **Reply #100 on:** March 04, 2006, 02:33:03 PM

"COME AND GET US YOU MOTHER F***ERS!!" Screams David as he fires a missle at one of the attackers. The the missile explodes on impact with the fighter.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #101 on:** March 04, 2006, 02:37:10 PM

Max shouted to the enemy fighters, "Oh, some heros you are! I bet your mama is real proud! After all, it must be a real challange shooting at an unarmed passenger plane. Ever heard of honor, cowards?"
An enemy replied, "You will die for that comment!"
Max said, "Bring it on,you pinko commie PRICK!"

Cyberlizard · **Reply #102 on:** March 04, 2006, 02:42:11 PM

"ROT IN HELL YOU SHIT-HEADED, GOAT F****** ASSHOLE!" Yells David as he shoots down the opposing enemy with a homing missile.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #103 on:** March 04, 2006, 06:45:37 PM

The lead enemy pilot said, "Let me deal with their leader. You take the others."
Joe said, "Alex, if you get an asshole that you can't shake, let one of us know. We'll get rid of it."

Cyberlizard · **Reply #104 on:** March 07, 2006, 11:30:56 PM

"DIE!" screams Cal as he blows up a mig with a missile.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #105 on:** March 07, 2006, 11:39:15 PM

Alex fires a missile and hits a Mig.
Then, the lead enemy plane, which was an Su-37, a more maneuverable jet than any Mig or F-14, got on Joe's tail.
Joe tunred but could not shake the plane. He hit the air breaks and the jet slowed. THe enemy plane flew right over him and he got a lock on. Joe fired a missile and shot down the enemy fighter.
He said, "Well, mission accomplished. That passenger jet mde it to base safely. But all those enemy bastards bailed out."
The enemy pilot said over his emergincy radio, "I'll get you for this! The 257th never loses!"
Max replied, "Well, it looks like you just did, sucka!"

Cyberlizard · **Reply #106 on:** March 07, 2006, 11:58:49 PM

"YEAH! ROT IN HELL COMMIE!! ROT IN HELL!!!!" yells David over the radio.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #107 on:** March 08, 2006, 12:07:11 AM

After the pilots retunred to the ship, Max and David were playing the fake Halo 2 thing again.
Just then, the Blue's Clues theme song played, Steve popped up on screen and stuck out his middle finger at MC and said, "I wasn't playing with myself in the bath tub!"
Every time he stuck his finger up, MC lost some health. Just then, Blue arrived and started running at him.
Max said, "Here is a clue, dumbass! Don't run at a guy with a loaded gun!"
He blasted Blue. Then, Steve said again, "I wasn't playing with myself in the bath tub!"
(the animal one has been updated too, btw.)

Cyberlizard · **Reply #108 on:** March 08, 2006, 12:13:28 AM

"Uh oh. My shield's down." says David as he shoots Steve in the head with a sniper rifle.

(You got that off the parody on newgrounds didn't you? That flash is hilarious!

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F-14 Ace · **Reply #109 on:** March 08, 2006, 12:16:55 AM

Yes! I loved it!

Anyway, then, the Wiggles spawned.
Max whined, "Oh, do I have to shoot them? THe Wiggles are the only childrens tv show characters that don't promote homosexualety."
Just then, Barney's voice said, "Give me a hug!"
Max yelled, "WTF?"
Just then, the view turned around and Barney was right behind him. Barney grabbed his MC and hugged it saying, "Awwwwwww! I love you."
The screen blacked out and the message "WTF??? YOU WERE JUST KILLED BY BARNEY!" appeared.
(please post in the animal one too. I don't want to forget about it.)

Cyberlizard · **Reply #110 on:** March 08, 2006, 12:30:25 AM

David shoots Barney in the head with a shotgun and the Barney AI falls in defeat.

Cyberlizard · **Reply #111 on:** March 08, 2006, 12:32:30 AM

David shoots Barney in the head with a shotgun and the Barney AI falls in defeat.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #112 on:** March 08, 2006, 12:36:46 AM

Just then, Max got a message saying "new player unlocked!"
Boba Fett, the bounty hunter from Star Wars, appeared on the screen.
Max said, "Sweet!"

F-14 Ace · **Reply #113 on:** March 08, 2006, 08:46:25 PM

Joe asked, "What are the Wiggles doing on that game?"

Cyberlizard · **Reply #114 on:** March 08, 2006, 09:31:07 PM

"Oh, because they are soooo immature. I go grazy just hearing the name." Says David as he shoots that dinosaur girl in the face.

(I haven't seen a single Wiggles episode for well over two years.

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F-14 Ace · **Reply #115 on:** March 08, 2006, 09:36:21 PM

Boba Fett/Max said, "You have 10 seconds to get your asses out of here!"
The Wiggles all got in the Big Red Car but before they could leave, Fett launched a missile from his jetpack and blasted them all into oblivion. Then, Baby Bop ran around with her blanket. Fett burned it with his flame thrower. Baby Bop screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKET!!!!!!!!!"

Cyberlizard · **Reply #116 on:** March 08, 2006, 10:31:56 PM

"Say hello to my little friend!" yells David as he shoots her in the chest with a shotgun.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #117 on:** March 09, 2006, 08:24:29 AM

Joe said, "Well, I'm going to the gym now. Need to work out more.

Cyberlizard · **Reply #118 on:** March 09, 2006, 08:30:01 AM

"Me too, I'm starting to get flabby playing these games." says David as he puts down his controller and turns off the Xbox.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #119 on:** March 09, 2006, 08:36:02 AM

Max was punching a punching bag that he tapd a picture of Charvez Mazol to.
He yelled as he punched and kicked it, "DIE, YOU SOB! BURRN IN HELL!"