You don't want to be riding in my car as I'm driving. I suffer from trucker's mouth.
I guess that makes the two of us. Except, I don't drive yet, but when I lose in some game on my DS player or someone does something stupid or makes me mad I mouth off badly.
Three's a crowd

. Except for F-bombs, racial slurs, anything containing the Lord's name, and certain vulgarities. Anything else is fair game, especially when driving

. I have to be careful at home, though, 'cuz my African Grey picks up on all that

:. He just recently started saying, "Ah, screw it!". That's not the worst he's ever done, though. I used to watch "The Sopranos" in the same room as him. Big mistake

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