When I was a little kid, I believed "Jurassic Park" was for real

. I actually had dreams of bein' employed with or even at least visiting Isla Nublar when I grew up

. Just imagine the time my family had with convincing me the dinosaurs are animatronics

:
Relative: "Anna, do you know what animatronics are?"
Me: "Oh, yeah! They're robots, like the Ninja Turtles in the live-action movies."
Relative: "Well, dear. Those dinosaurs on Jurassic Park are animatronics like the Ninja Turtles."
Me: "Nuh-uh! The Ninja Turtles don't eat humans!"
Relative:
Me:
