Dandelion: Umm... Bigwig? It looks like we are stuck in here...
Bigwig: Well... We will just wait until you both lose some weight. Then you will be able to come out.
Hawkbit (sarcastically): That reallly sounds like a plan.
Bigwig: Dont use that tone with me, old son, or you will get a good spanking and considering your current position it wouldnt be a hard task.
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.
"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.