The Simpsons Game
Quotes during the fight against Lard Lad
Homer: I can't hurt him; he's too awsome!
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Homer: You have to stop it Bart; I'm too drunk!
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Kent Brockman: And Bart, like my stock portfolio, has gone down.
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Kent Brockman: And down goes Homer and the hopes of the nation- *burps* excuse me. I had enchiladas for lunch; you wouldn't want to be in this booth right now...
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Bart: Here they come again! (Mini Krustys) Just calm down, I'll just picture them naked... AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Homer: Oh no, more mini Krustys! *Chuckles* I wonder if they came in one tiny clown car...
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Bart: Clowns are supposed to entertain, not swarm!
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Mini Krusty: I'm Krusty the Clown; and I'm here to kill you!
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*After defeating Lard Lad, Homer punches it in where the crotch should be*
Homer: Who's number one? We're number one! That's right!
Bart: Oh Homer, try to show a little dignity in victory...
Homer: Eat fist Lard crotch!