Titanic: The Animated Musical

WeirdRaptor · **on:** April 09, 2009, 12:56:43 AM

Technically, its called "Titanic: The Legend Goes On..." Yeah, that doesn't sound like anything else concerning a certain other movie ( My Heart Will Go On and YouTube ).
I was cruising the internet not long ago when I stumbled onto this little gem of insensitivity and mediocrity.

I found it here: List of film about the RMS Titanic
Its the second to last one on the list. When I read over this description, I just HAD to see this. "Titanic: The Legend Goes On..., a 2001 Italian animated musical directed by Camillo Teti."

You can view the film here: Titanic Animated Movie (English) Part 1

Or, you can just view a review of it by an online critic here: Nostalgia Critic - Titanic Animated (Part 1) Fair warning, he can be profane.

:blink: What some people will do for a buck. I've seen some pretty nasty toned stuff in my time, but by all that is holy and recent, I have never seen a tragedy taken advantage of like this before. "And they lived happily ever after" my ass!!!!!
Even Pocahontas butchered the events surrounding it better than this! What's next: September, 11 2001: The Animated Musical with dancing rats and Jazz playing llama?!
So, let's here your thoughts on all this.

Nick22 · **Reply #1 on:** April 09, 2009, 03:25:00 AM

this is almost as bad as the Star Wars Christmas Special back in the late 70s.

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #2 on:** April 09, 2009, 10:51:38 AM

Why do people make films like this?

DarkHououmon · **Reply #3 on:** April 09, 2009, 10:59:17 AM

Ah yes, I've heard of this movie. I first heard of it from the Nostalgia Critic's review. My brother and I find it funny that they say it's the "real" adventures of the Titanic, yet they have talking animals.

Nick22 · **Reply #4 on:** April 09, 2009, 11:06:00 AM

Because it makes money.. well this one didn't...

Spartanguy88 · **Reply #5 on:** April 11, 2009, 11:06:15 AM

Wow, what a way to honor those who died in that tragedy:

Making an animated musical about it.

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #6 on:** April 11, 2009, 02:37:44 PM

I would rather want to watch the 1997 movie Titanic than this.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #7 on:** April 11, 2009, 05:26:04 PM

Quote from: f-22 "raptor" ace,Apr 11 2009 on 01:37 PM

I would rather want to watch the 1997 movie Titanic than this.

Of course! The 1997 Titanic was an excellent blockbuster with people who could actually act, a great story, and was one of the best movies ever. The special effects were goot too. When she ship sank, I felt like I was getting sucked down with it.

This pile of EPIC FAIL, however, should be forgotten forever and all involved in its creation should be removed from the gene pool to prevent this from ever happening again.

Nick22 · **Reply #8 on:** April 11, 2009, 06:04:24 PM

Apart from the Rapping Dog (rap didn't really come into prominence until the 80s), they stole situations from several Disney movies including the two Dalmations(101 dalmations) and the ugly stepsisters(Cinderella). Not to mention the Mexican mice were horrible stereotypes ala Speedy Gonzales..

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #9 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:48:41 PM

plus it rips off just about every Disney movie.

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #10 on:** April 16, 2009, 03:24:57 PM

Yeah, tell me about it. Let's see, 101 Dalmatians (the two dogs, Cruella, Horace and Jasper), Sherlocke Holmes, Cinderella, and the love situation in Cameron's better, but still terrible movie.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #11 on:** April 17, 2009, 02:28:11 AM

Ah! A movie SO bad that the creator denies it's existence.

Gee, how much worse can you get?

Nick22 · **Reply #12 on:** April 17, 2009, 02:35:37 AM

You can't, which is why this film has earned its richly deserved place among the "Worst animated Films ever"

Dash The Longneck · **Reply #13 on:** April 25, 2009, 04:45:07 AM

I never knew this existed. Until I saw the Nostalgia Critic's review on it. "The real adventures of the Titanic"? Oh, sure as if the real Titanic had sterotypical mexican mice and rapping dogs.

: That rapping dog was awful and I love rap music.
This movie was never released to the United States and now I see why. It is awful. One of the worst animated movies I could ever even think about and I know that just by seeing clips in the review.

General Grievous · **Reply #14 on:** April 26, 2009, 12:07:29 AM

I hate that rapping dog. I want to KILL that rapping dog.

What the heck were these retards thinking when they created this pile of crap? This piece of garbage is an insult to all those who died in the sinking of the Titanic!

LBTFan13 · **Reply #15 on:** April 26, 2009, 12:38:52 AM

How strange when I am doing Titanic for my school musical that I find this? This is truly a disgrace. <_<

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #16 on:** April 29, 2009, 03:52:37 PM

I'm willin gto bet your school's rendering of it is probably a WHOLE lot more respectful, though.

"And they lived happily ever after" (?!).

jedi472 · **Reply #17 on:** April 29, 2009, 04:13:30 PM

I love Nostalgia Critic, and I didn't believe this existed before I saw the review. Who the hell looks at this and says, "What a good idea!"?

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #18 on:** May 01, 2009, 02:11:54 PM

Someone who smoked weed, probably. I can just see the production meetings and notes.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #19 on:** May 01, 2009, 04:34:14 PM

I still think everyone involved in this load of crap should have been removed from the gene pool so they couldn't spread their stupidity. I think Plan 9 from Outer Space was better than this load of bullcrap. The people who made this movie were completely stupid. They had to be if they thought anyone would actually enjoy a freaking rapping dog, stereotypical Mexican mice, one dimensional characters, cheap ripoffs of far superior Disney movies, crappy animation, a plot worse than what a preschooler could come up with, and several other things I don't care to go into.