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The Mysterious (yet Groovy) Vending Machine

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A newbie that can transform into a dinosaur with a sword smiting Ancient Evil (sounds like a very bad Japanese Cartoon Series! LOL  :lol )

I slap in a car crushed into a cube, the famed Rapper Xzibit and a couple of cans of paint...and get out...


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You get a typical anime.

I put in Tim Taylor and a futuristic weapon.
"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." -Gandalf


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"More Power! *Grunts*" Followed by an Earth-shattering explosion! B)  :lol

I put in a pride of lions and a pile of fur coats.


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Simba finds out what really happened to be his dad!  :o

I put in this  :^.^:  and this  -_-  .
"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." -Gandalf


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You get the statement "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" :lol:

I put in an anime character, a box of cereal, and a floppy disk containing Pakman.


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You get the 80's "Pakman" animated series.

I put in that gym bag I haven't opened for years that contains clothes I forgot to wash after using them, and a creature with a very sensative nose.
"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." -Gandalf


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For some reason, the machiene spews nose plugs.


I put in six old men, three hungery Allosaurs, and a very fat cow.


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You get 3 stuffed allosaurs
I put in a blank notebook, an empty chair and a slow-witted turtle. What do I get?
Winner of these:


Runner up for these:




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You get a very boring story.

I put in some bunny rabbits, some city-folk, and some punching bags :lol: (Haven't played this game in a while :P:)


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The machine gives you a Vet bill and Hospital bill.

I put in The Teletubbies and The Phantom of the Opera.
"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." -Gandalf


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You get the Tellitubbies wearing white masks over the top right half of their faces?  :lol

I put in a syringe, extracted Deinonychus DNA, and myself as a scientist.


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You get that cool RPG that got abandoned. Only as reality.


I put in a reptalian Alien race, a giant spaceship, and several-hundred robots that work for other aliens and the first aliens, and a large arena on the ship.


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You get:
Battlebots in the year 2642; Robot slaves versus Robot slaves!  To the victor goes the sprockets! :P:

I put in 3 slices of cheese, a stereo, and a swimming pool.


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You get one cheesy party! :lol:

I put in a laughing dinosaur, some books, and a walking stick.


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I put in a laughing dinosaur, some books, and a walking stick.
You get:
Kane (cane :lol ): The Evil Intellectual dinosaur leader!

I put in 2 CDs, and the Grand Canyon.



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You get songs about falling down holes in Arizona!

I put in Cera, a jug of sugar, and a taser.


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A REALLY hyped-up Cera trying to figure out how to operate this funny looking thing!  Watch out, Cera! :D

I'm throwing in a catcher's mitt and Ducky.


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You get somebody force feeding Cera with sugar and giving her a jolt of electricity along with it so she's super high!  ;)

I put in myself, a troodon, an iPod, a Geometry text book, and a backpack.


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I'm throwing in a catcher's mitt and Ducky.

You get the catch of the prehistoric year!

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I put in myself, a troodon, an iPod, a Geometry text book, and a backpack.

You get one crazy day at school! :lol

I put in some cat litter, 2 egg stealers, and a house!


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You get one messed up house.



I put in a screw driver, Velociraptor DNA, Littlefoot, and a really annoying guy named Fred.