Rhino the Hamster caption

Kit12 · **on:** May 19, 2009, 11:20:08 PM

PIC 1

and since I couldn't decided between two

PIC 2

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #1 on:** May 20, 2009, 01:31:44 AM

Rhino: "Fatso, how many times have I told you not to eat that garbage?! You're gettin' wider than a barn door!"

Fat Dude: "Speak for yourself, tubby!" *Munch munch crunch crunch*

Nick22 · **Reply #2 on:** May 20, 2009, 01:33:24 AM

Why are you eating my fries?

Kit12 · **Reply #3 on:** May 26, 2009, 12:38:22 PM

*friend comes running over*

friend: Hey dude! I just figured out where the fries come from *sets Rhino down and pushes his head, making a fry pop out* Isn't that cool!

Nick22 · **Reply #4 on:** May 26, 2009, 01:04:54 PM

Are you going to finish that?

Kit12 · **Reply #5 on:** May 26, 2009, 03:51:27 PM

guy: *gasps*

friend: I know isn't that the strangest hamster you've ever seen!

guy: Not that, I just realized this hamburger has poppy-seeds on it and my interview is in 30 minutes!

Nick22 · **Reply #6 on:** May 26, 2009, 03:53:10 PM

Man I need to stop eating these hamburgers. I could have sworn that hamster was just talking to me..

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #7 on:** May 27, 2009, 12:56:15 PM

Rhino: "Mind if I steal a fry?"

Fat Dude: "Mind if you die?"

Rhino: :blink:

Nick22 · **Reply #8 on:** May 27, 2009, 12:57:30 PM

These fries are GOOd aren't they?

Kit12 · **Reply #9 on:** May 27, 2009, 10:53:45 PM

Rhino: Now I shall make your fries disappear!

man: *is just too stunned and shocked by such a horrible thought*

Noname · **Reply #10 on:** May 31, 2009, 11:37:58 PM

The hamster sees a human incarnation of himself in a previous life...

Kor · **Reply #11 on:** May 31, 2009, 11:51:30 PM

Hampster: "Excuse me, can you direct me to candyland. I have a map here but I seem lost. I think I took a wrong term at albercurky."

Large guy thinking: "Now that is something you do not see everyday."

Noname · **Reply #12 on:** June 01, 2009, 01:18:35 AM

Hard to believe, but the fatter one of his species is the hamster - some scientist.

Kor · **Reply #13 on:** June 01, 2009, 01:40:00 AM

Hamster, "I'm taking a fry a fee for you sitting in my chair. Don't try to resist or I"ll use this big thing in my hand on you."

Noname · **Reply #14 on:** June 01, 2009, 01:42:02 AM

The hamster and the man.... locked in a life-or-death struggle for the hamburger.

Daddytops2009 · **Reply #15 on:** June 01, 2009, 07:11:30 AM

Rhino is in the Super Size Me sequel!

Kor · **Reply #16 on:** June 01, 2009, 08:52:15 AM

Hamster: "Ok fatboy, put down the burger and step back slowly from the table and no sudden movements or I"ll have to use this."

Guy in char thinking: "He's just holding a flyer of some sort. Wait a minute, it's a talking hamster. What in the world is going on?"

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #17 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:40:52 AM

Narrator: "Here is living proof that, as more Americans become obscenely obese, so do their pets."

Nick22 · **Reply #18 on:** June 01, 2009, 12:52:18 PM

Round 1 of the stareoff for the fries begins...

Noname · **Reply #19 on:** June 01, 2009, 02:29:47 PM

Hamster: I need to steal those fries in order to complete my secret mission.