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Big Mouth Cera!


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Cera: BUUUUURRRRRPPPPP!!!!!
:lol



Pronounced "pan-JEE-uh". Spelled with three A's. Represented by a Lystrosaurus.


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Cera: With a bit more training, I'll be able to show Hyp just how many rocks I can fit in my mouth!
Hyp just how many rocks I can fit in my mouth! Then I'll be better than him at just one more thing!


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Cera: I'll show them all...I'll breath fire...and then I'll RULE THE VALLEY!!!!


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*Cera goes to scream, but then a big smelly fart slips out*

Cera: "PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

Mr. Threehorn (somewhere in the valley): "Sounds like Cera forgot to take her Beano again."


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Cera: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAYZOR!!! *opens mouth wide*

...

*nothing happens*


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Ducky offscreen thinking: "I do not know why some call my kind big mouths.  Cera's is much larger then mine, it is, it is."


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Triceratops has been added to the list of dinosaurs (which already includes Apatosaurus and Saurolophus) known to possess distendable, snakelike jaws; possibly an adaptation for ingesting large quantities of food, or maybe just for yelling real loud. :p



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if kirby can suck up enemies, why not cera?



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Cera: I WANT MY CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!







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Quote from: Rat_lady7,Jul 21 2009 on  10:18 PM
Cera: I WANT MY CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
What gives me the feeling you've been watching SpongeBob :lol?

*Director comes in to wake up the dinos from their nap and flips the light on*

Cera: "TURN OUT THAT LIGHT!!!!"


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Cera dislocates her jaw to eat more food in less time...


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Cera (steps on something): YEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
(In the Secret Caverns, the scream wakes Chomper and Ruby.)
Ruby: Chomper, I told you it was a bad idea to just leave your lost teeth lying around the Great Valley!



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Cera: "See, we threehorns are the best at everything.  I can even open my mouth wider then any swimmer."


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Cera yells loud enough to get her father and Tria to notice her...


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Quote from: LBTFan13,Jul 13 2009 on  09:57 AM
SPARTA!!!!!!!!!
Just what I had in mind!  :lol
Cheers to that!

Cera: REBEEELLLL YEEEEEEEEEEELL!!!!!
Do well. Live well. And dress very well.


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