If they weren’t extinct, you mean?

(Of course dinosaurs are real! That’s what makes them so awesome!

) Well...assuming that it could be guaranteed that whatever dinosaur I chose would take well to captivity, I knew how to take proper care of it, and my lifestyle was otherwise more or less the same (i.e., I lived in the same house, and wasn’t a millionaire or anything), I think I would pick a relatively small one. (I mean, imagine the food bill for a longneck!

) Since I live in northern Minnesota, I would want one that could either stay inside the house for at least part of the year, or was adapted to a climate with cold winters. Perhaps a small climbing theropod like
Microraptor,
Epidendrosaurus, or
Anchiornis. I could buy them one of those playground thingies they sell for cats, and probably feed them on crickets, mealworms, and other insects sold as reptile food. Alternatively, I could get a small herbivore, like
Incisivosaurus,
Fruitadens, or
Microceratus (the “Great Hideous Beast” from the “Stranger from the Mysterious Above” LBT TV episode

). Another possibility is
Troodon, which is known to have lived as far north as Alaska during the Cretaceous period, and therefore might be able to tolerate spending some time outside during the winter. (Though I’d have to either put a high fence around my yard or keep my pet on a leash when I brought it outside, for its own safety as well as that of the smaller neighborhood pets!

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If pterosaurs are game, too, I might like to have a
Sordes,
Anurognathus,
Nemicolopterus or other species small enough to fly around the house comfortably.
Dimorphodon is also a possibility, as it was relatively large for a flying indoor pet, but has been supposed to have been better adapted for climbing in trees than flying long distances, and may in fact have been a reluctant flier.
(As long as I’m on the subject of owning arboreal pterosaursóand in keeping with the spirit of the holiday seasonóI thought I’d share
this hilarious art piece by a pterosaur researcher/paleoartist, depicting the potential hazards of keeping
Dimorphodon in the house at Christmastime.

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