Brian and Stewie

Spartanguy88 · **on:** August 25, 2009, 11:30:06 AM

Stewie: Brian... I ugh... I thin' we've been drinkin' too much...

Brian: Wha- what did you say? I'm waaaaaaaaaaayy to drunk to understan' anything anymore...

Kor · **Reply #1 on:** August 25, 2009, 12:46:47 PM

Stewie: "I'm so drunk I feel like singing one of those songs the drunk thinks is a charming or funny song but is really a very stupid one."

Brian: "Please don't. There is no need to subject the rest of us to that horror."

Noname · **Reply #2 on:** August 25, 2009, 02:43:34 PM

Stewie: I'm so drunk, Brian... that you look like a talking dog.

Brian: I AM a talking dog.

Stewie: AHHH!!

Brian:

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #3 on:** August 25, 2009, 11:48:19 PM

Stewie: "Duuuuurrrr...me so trashed, yu-huck!"

Brian: "Duuuuuurrrr...dude, ya gon' eat deez oleevz?"

Kor · **Reply #4 on:** August 26, 2009, 12:04:13 AM

Stewie said in a slurred voice, "W..where ur the Babes? This pace needz babes."

Noname · **Reply #5 on:** August 26, 2009, 01:55:43 AM

Stewie:ualuealuealeualeualuealuealeualeualuealuealeualeualuealuealeualeualuealuealeu

Brian: :blink:

Kor · **Reply #6 on:** August 26, 2009, 02:07:57 AM

Stewie: "You know Brian, you are starting to look like a beautiful woman."

Brian: "You have not drunk enough then. Here, have another one."

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #7 on:** August 26, 2009, 05:31:23 AM

Stewie: Why Brian? Why'd she leave me? I was only trying to be a good partner but...she just wanted...to remain...friends *sobs*

Brian: There, there Stewie. There are plenty more fish in the sea buddy. (Only that your fish is seeing me now) *smirks smugly*

Spartanguy88 · **Reply #8 on:** August 26, 2009, 10:41:15 AM

*Taken right from the episode. May not be 100 percent accurate *

Stewie: Considering that life is painless. It brings on many changes. And I can take a living if I please... Wuz that- wuz that good?

Brian: Oh God... thank you man. *High five each other*

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #9 on:** August 26, 2009, 10:47:00 AM

Stewie: Hmmmmm!
Brian: You're flat, man. That was A, not B-flat.
Stewie: Ah, screw it.

Petrie. · **Reply #10 on:** August 26, 2009, 04:09:27 PM

Stewie: Hey Brian, that girl over there wants you. She loooooves you!
Brian: Stewie that's a coatrack.

Kor · **Reply #11 on:** August 26, 2009, 06:37:29 PM

Stewie: "I have either achieved total enlightenment or I'm about to pass out. Hard to tell which really."

Brian: "Both are pretty much the same from where I heard."

Noname · **Reply #12 on:** August 27, 2009, 04:17:08 AM

Stewie: Ohh... the light... is that you, Oh lord?

Brian: Either he's drunk, or about to die... or both.

Chomper4 · **Reply #13 on:** December 18, 2009, 08:18:34 AM

Those two look weird.

Brain and Stewi: (fall asleep)

Ptyra · **Reply #14 on:** December 18, 2009, 03:07:30 PM

Whyyy didn't you help me find the Graham Crackers? The we would NEVER have had ants in the kitchen!

Noname · **Reply #15 on:** December 18, 2009, 03:20:15 PM

Stewie: My head looks like a football! I should just end it all right here!

Brian: Don't feel so bad; the title character of "Hey, Arnold" had a head just like that.

Nick22 · **Reply #16 on:** January 03, 2010, 01:16:02 AM

you've had too much captain in you..

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #17 on:** January 05, 2010, 03:57:26 AM

Stewie: "I'm not as think as you drunk I am!"

Brian:

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2007excalibur2007 · **Reply #18 on:** January 05, 2010, 05:28:21 AM

Brian: You remind me of that drunk scottish man who likes to blow things up...

Stewie: ..wherez meh bottel ov scrumpeh...?

Brian: Don't push it.

MrDrake · **Reply #19 on:** January 06, 2010, 06:57:01 AM

Stewie: Brian! The rum's gone! Why's the rum gone!?
Brian: *shrugs* I don't know, I stopped caring a while ago
Stewie: The fat man drunk it all, didn't he? *falls flat on his face*