Simba and Timon Caption.

tempestwheel · **on:** August 27, 2009, 04:35:12 PM

Timon: I did not volunteer to be a pacifier!

Caption away!

Noname · **Reply #1 on:** August 27, 2009, 04:36:36 PM

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a meercat?

Lillefot · **Reply #2 on:** August 27, 2009, 04:46:40 PM

Simba has sleepwalks, dreaming about Ice Cream. Conclusion? Poor Timon!

Noname · **Reply #3 on:** August 27, 2009, 04:54:48 PM

Timon: AGGHH! His tongue is like sandpaper! It's ripping off my fur!

tempestwheel · **Reply #4 on:** August 27, 2009, 04:59:05 PM

Simba: Don't worry Timon, it's the Circle of Life!

Timon: I knew it! The Circle of Life is just a nice way of saying Survival of the Fittest! :blink:

Noname · **Reply #5 on:** August 27, 2009, 05:01:36 PM

Simba: I love you Timon!

Timon: Love hurts! OWW!

kjeldo · **Reply #6 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:20:39 AM

timon: it burns!

Noname · **Reply #7 on:** August 29, 2009, 01:13:20 AM

Timon: Aghh! The animation is brighter in this film than in the original lion king... and his tongue really DOES feel like sandpaper!

Kor · **Reply #8 on:** August 29, 2009, 01:36:03 AM

Timon: "When I said I needed a bath I didn't mean this sort of bath."

Noname · **Reply #9 on:** August 29, 2009, 01:44:20 AM

Timon: Anyone else notice how the rest of my body wasn't animated in this shot?

Kor · **Reply #10 on:** August 29, 2009, 02:00:52 AM

Casting Director (from off screen): "I think we have found our actor to portray the role of Timon."

Noname · **Reply #11 on:** August 29, 2009, 02:04:38 AM

Timon: Help me!

Simba: What? Didn't hear you...

Timon: Pumba, do something!

(Pumba runs offscreen)

Timon: Dang it!

Kor · **Reply #12 on:** August 29, 2009, 02:18:48 AM

Timon: "Help, mad lion."

Simba: "I'm not mad, just glad to see you."

Timon: "Can you be a teensy little bit less happy to see me?"

Pangaea · **Reply #13 on:** August 29, 2009, 06:05:34 PM

Pumbaa (offscreen): Timon, did you know that a lion’s tongue is so rough it can scrape flesh off of bone?
Timon: YES, actually I DID know that!

Ptyra · **Reply #14 on:** August 30, 2009, 12:05:03 AM

Timon: HELP! HIS TONGUE IS BIGGER THAN HIS EYES!!!

Kor · **Reply #15 on:** August 30, 2009, 12:10:51 AM

Timon: "He thinks I'm some sort of lick toy, help me!"

Noname · **Reply #16 on:** August 30, 2009, 12:11:00 AM

Timon: Help! He thinks I'm a chew toy!

landbeforetimelover · **Reply #17 on:** August 30, 2009, 12:12:55 AM

*LICK!*

Simba: Hmmmmmmm......needs more salt......

Timone: God please help me!

Noname · **Reply #18 on:** August 30, 2009, 12:17:01 AM

Simba: Dinner!

Timon: This is NOT what all true warriors strive for!

Paradise Bird · **Reply #19 on:** September 01, 2009, 07:51:27 AM

Simba:Can I eat you?
Timon:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CLXDHUZnnk&feature=related