Ruby's Family Caption

Caustizer · **on:** October 13, 2009, 11:20:52 PM

Caption: Ruby, like the rest of her family, has a bad habit of sleep-bathing.

Noname · **Reply #1 on:** October 13, 2009, 11:26:19 PM

A couple of Aztec dinosaur parents bathing their children before sacrificing them to the sun...

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #2 on:** October 13, 2009, 11:34:41 PM

Evidence that the Fountain of Youth existed at one time.

Noname · **Reply #3 on:** October 13, 2009, 11:35:50 PM

Ruby's mom: Scrub Scrub Scrub...

Ruby: You've been doing this for three hours! Aren't we clean enough yet?

JitteryDragon · **Reply #4 on:** October 14, 2009, 01:40:59 AM

Ruby: Hey, wait a sec... I used to be colored blue!

Noname · **Reply #5 on:** October 14, 2009, 02:01:16 AM

Ruby's mother: We've got to get you all nice and clean for your trip to the meat-packing pla er- I mean... the great valley.

Ruby's father: How much do you think we'll get for these kids? We're selling them to Tyson Foods!

Ruby's mother:

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #6 on:** October 14, 2009, 02:07:47 AM

Ruby: "Mother, why are you squatting like that in the water?"

Ruby's mother: "Shh! I did not feel like getting out of the water just to tinkle. Don't tell anyone."

Ruby:

Kor · **Reply #7 on:** October 14, 2009, 02:17:36 AM

"Here we see 1 fast runner family getting cleaned up and ready for their scenes going to be shot later that day."

Noname · **Reply #8 on:** October 14, 2009, 02:53:13 AM

Ruby: Why are we getting clean now?

Ruby's Mother: We need to be ritually clean for... the rapture!

Ruby's Father: The end of the world comes tonight, children!

Ruby: You saw that EVERY week, dad.

kjeldo · **Reply #9 on:** October 15, 2009, 01:38:45 PM

ruby: is my trailer STILL not ready?

Noname · **Reply #10 on:** October 15, 2009, 02:16:09 PM

Ruby's Mom: Watering children makes them grow!

Nick22 · **Reply #11 on:** October 16, 2009, 12:59:36 AM

Water cleans your kids better than soap..

2007excalibur2007 · **Reply #12 on:** October 16, 2009, 10:48:44 AM

Ruby finally realizes what it's like to get "brainwashed".

Noname · **Reply #13 on:** October 17, 2009, 02:46:37 PM

Ruby's Mother: Our kids look just like chickens!

Ruby's Father: I'll bet they taste like chickens, too!

Amaranthine · **Reply #14 on:** November 08, 2009, 01:34:35 AM

Evidence that there actually was Christianity even in BC. And raptor Jesus existed!

Noname · **Reply #15 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:14:34 AM

Ruby's Mom: Gotta wash all that paint off you kids...

Ruby's Dad: Yeah! All that green and black paint you kids wore sure was odd-looking...

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #16 on:** November 09, 2009, 09:31:20 AM

Narrator: "On the night before the harvest, the blood sacrifices would be specially bathed in the holy pond..."

Paradise Bird · **Reply #17 on:** November 09, 2009, 09:43:51 AM

Cretaceous Thanks Giving

Noname · **Reply #18 on:** November 30, 2009, 08:58:34 PM

The annual plucking-of-the-dinofeathers-in-the-water ceremony has begun...

Ptyra · **Reply #19 on:** December 02, 2009, 10:12:20 PM

Once upon a time, children enjoyed their baths.