Gothmog Caption

babidikrakenguard · **on:** November 03, 2009, 05:13:56 PM

Heh, bet you didn't expect to see THIS guy now did ya?

P.S: If this is in the wrong place, feel free to move

P.S.S: If you know anything that can resize an image, feel free to PM

Caustizer · **Reply #1 on:** November 04, 2009, 01:16:22 AM

Gothmog: God dammit, why didn't I bring the Musquito repellant?

kjeldo · **Reply #2 on:** November 04, 2009, 02:12:38 PM

gothmog thinking: daamn... that photo was taken from my bad side!

Pangaea · **Reply #3 on:** November 04, 2009, 04:38:51 PM

Gothmog: *knocks on door* "Trick or treat!"

Noname · **Reply #4 on:** November 12, 2009, 02:20:35 AM

If you leave an orc out in the sun for too long, he shrivels up like a raisin!

Malte279 · **Reply #5 on:** November 12, 2009, 06:08:28 AM

Gothmog: "Did you hear my warriors that we made it in a section called "Real-Life Captions? Some real life humans must look really ugly for us to make it there!... On a side note, is it not surprising how cultivated a language Orcs like me can muster when not required to talk ugly for a movie?"

Noname · **Reply #6 on:** November 12, 2009, 03:18:08 PM

Gothmog: Dang it! I'm allergic to bees! See what happens when I get stung by one?

Pangaea · **Reply #7 on:** February 12, 2011, 12:48:38 AM

“Good day, sir! Would you like to buy one of our encyclopedias?”

(long pause)

“What? Our leader was destroyed and half of Mordor collapsed into a giant hole in the ground; we need the money!”

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #8 on:** February 12, 2011, 05:56:29 PM

Gothmog: "Hello, ladies!"

Nick22 · **Reply #9 on:** February 12, 2011, 11:49:22 PM

i was seperated at birth from that guy in the goonies!

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #10 on:** February 13, 2011, 12:05:47 AM

Gothmog: I knew I shouldn't have stolen Patton's ivory handled pistols.

LBTDiclonius · **Reply #11 on:** February 13, 2011, 02:24:41 AM

Gothmog: Ya know...I really think I should've taken that bathroom break now.

Ptyra · **Reply #12 on:** February 13, 2011, 05:05:10 PM

What do you mean someone took a picture of me sleeping in a wheel barrel?

(No really, there is one!)

Allicloud · **Reply #13 on:** February 25, 2011, 04:50:08 PM

Gothmog: I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!

High-fives to anyone who gets the joke.

Pangaea · **Reply #14 on:** February 25, 2011, 08:54:55 PM

^ The Elephant Man. Gimme five.

Just to add onto that…

Quote from: Allicloud,Feb 25 2011 on 03:50 PM

Gothmog: I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!

“…I could be a sentient fungus, or a mass of cancer cells that have gained their own identity, but I am NOT an animal!” -_-

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #15 on:** February 26, 2011, 06:58:18 AM

Gothmog: "Actually, I'm a very attractive woman by orc standards."