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Mr. Plow

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"Oh Mr. Plow, that's my name. My name again is Mr. Plow!"


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Check your Photobucket account.  Your account appears to be inactive.


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Mr. Plow just plowed Spartan's photobucket account :)


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The little "Account Inactive" box will drive you insane.  That's what it was meant to do.  Like all mysterious brain-washing things (i.e. Area 51, the Oppenheimer project, etc.), this little box was given its own captivating name; "Mr. Plow."


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Got it fixed.

"You can trust that I'm a certified plow man. See my jacket? That means I know my stuff."


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For a course in Theatre, Homer Simpson had to come up with a song and dress the part.  The result?

Homer (rapping):

That snow on the ground make y'all go, "Wow!"
Take a snow shovel to it, yo back go, "Ow!"
Mr. Plow in da house to show ya how,
so kick back 'n chill out fo' yo have a cow!

Mr. Plow in da house, raise da roof!
When I holla, live it up like I'm Snoop!
Ima make da snow in yo way go poof!
Can I hear from y'all a, "Woot!  Woot!"?

All those inches of snow, a real b****!
Aren't ya mad no one listen to yo wish?
Grab dat dere plow by da hitch,
'n hook it right to da back 'o mah britch!"

Mr. Plow in da house, raise da roof!
When I holla, live it up like I'm Snoop!
Ima make da snow in yo way go poof!
Can I hear from y'all a, "Woot!  Woot!"?

If yo tired o' feelin' like a couch spud!
If yo tired o' hittin' da hay with a thud!
Ima strut mah stuff like a thug
'n shake yo driveway o' snow like a rug!

Mr. Plow in da house, raise the roof!
When I holla, live it up like I'm Snoop!
Ima make da snow in yo way go poof!
Can I hear from y'all a, "Woot!  Woot!"?

What ya waitin' fo', the Titans to clash?
Grab onto dat metal piece o' mass,
attach it to the back o' mah a**!
Everybody luv it when I go 'n clear da pass!

Mr. Plow in da house, raise the roof!
When I holla, live it up like I'm Snoop!
Ima make da snow in yo way go poof!
Can I hear from y'all a, "Woot!  Woot!"?



I know this may sound corny, but I just felt a little extra...creative 'n random :lol.


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^I like how in the first stanza you resist the temptation to rhyme with 'plow' :)

I also like how the inactive box got more captions than the correct photo did. :lol: We are weird people over the internet.