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Never piss off.

lbt/cty_lover

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Can you say, "PARADOX?"

Never piss off 1980's Don Bluth.


Cancerian Tiger

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You'll be the star of one of his less-than-successful 90s films, and your character gets whacked :p.

Never piss off Monica Lewinsky ;)!


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I seem to remember a little controversy with Bill Clinton. I don't think anyone would want to be in a situation like that.

Never piss off 90's Don Bluth.


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He'll force you to work with him to make some Disney knock offs.

Never piss off Stephanie Meyer.




Cancerian Tiger

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She'll use your character in her next overrated vampire saga :p.

Never piss off Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods' ex)!


lbt/cty_lover

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She'll beat you with a golf club.

Never piss off Draco (from Dragonheart).


Pangaea

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He’ll drag you through the woods (making sure to get your face imprinted on several trees), shoot fireballs at you, hit you in a very painful spot if he gets the opportunity, and finally pick you up in his mouth and hock a loogie in your face. :p

Never piss off a giant squid.



Pronounced "pan-JEE-uh". Spelled with three A's. Represented by a Lystrosaurus.


Cancerian Tiger

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The tables will turn and calamari will get to learn what human tastes like :p.

Never piss off a flying ninja monkey :lol.


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You'll never see it coming...

Never piss of Subject Delta (from Bioshock 2).


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Don't know what that is.

Never Pi** off Blue-Scale (Twilight Valley)


lbt/cty_lover

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He'll bite your head off.

Never piss off Fox News.


Amaranthine

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They'll make up a bunch of propaganda so you can be hated forever...but hardly anyone listens to them anymore...so it MIGHT not be as terrible.

Never piss off the Nostalgia Chick.




tempestwheel

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She'll attack you with a Big Lipped Alligator Moment!

Never piss Audrey II.


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IT'LL EAT CHU ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Never piss off Gibbs from NCIS.




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Never piss of Victor Reznov from Call of Duty: World at War and Black Ops.

(his first name is confirmed to be Victor in Black Ops)

This is what happens if you piss him off.  (WARNING: It ain't pretty)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tw2ljRmHpA&feature=related


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F-14 didn't respond to Amy's post and kinda answered his own submission, so I'll just answer Amy.

Quote from: Rat_lady7,Aug 19 2010 on  09:55 PM
Never piss off Gibbs from NCIS.
I know nothing about NCIS…*checks Wikipedia*…I guess he'll slap you on the back of the head, and maybe shoot you. :P:

Never piss off Frankenstein’s monster.



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Quote from: Pangaea,Oct 5 2010 on  07:42 PM
F-14 didn't respond to Amy's post and kinda answered his own submission, so I'll just answer Amy.

Quote from: Rat_lady7,Aug 19 2010 on  09:55 PM
Never piss off Gibbs from NCIS.
I know nothing about NCIS…*checks Wikipedia*…I guess he'll slap you on the back of the head, and maybe shoot you. :P:

Never piss off Frankenstein’s monster.
My answer:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP5Gcuwp2Sg

Never piss off Dark Helmet from Spaceballs.


Serris

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You will get attacked with a laser groin shot.

Never piss off Mr. Bigmouth (TWV version).

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Please read and rate: Land Before Time: Twilight Valley - The GOF's original LBT war story.


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He'll swallow you whole.

Never pi** off Saphira.
 

 


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She'll spit fire at you.


Never piss off Adder (Farthing Wood, trust me, if you've seen the series, you'll see why a few times)