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As you know, the forum has been fighting spammers and bots for years. We have seen our fair share of "Custom Kitchens UK", scammy Internet hosting companies, and bots trying to send us to a business's homepage. But after fighting the tidal wave of spam for so many years, the admins had a persistent thought: what if the spammers are right? Not in terms of posting nonsense links and trying to scam our users, but in trying to make money through our unique platform?

Well, thanks to the helpful counsel of Taunt, we have finally decided to move the forum in a new direction. Please see his important post on the matter in this topic

Billy Mays...

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Noname

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on: December 18, 2009, 03:22:21 PM


Never mind the text already there...


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Reply #1 on: January 07, 2010, 02:55:00 AM
But the already existing text can serve to inspire.

And lo, to the horror of all viewers at home, the ad continued:

"They can pleasure you for hours! Believe me, I know!"

"But wait, there's more! They also come with a discipline kit for nights they give you that lame "I'm tired" excuse! It is a very delicious method..."

"For only $12.00, you can also get a vat of bleach and several jugs of water, complete with a pulley system to dangle them over it with! Why do that? Simple, force feed them the water, and eventually they'll have to piss! The ammonia from their urine will mix with the chlorine bleach and become what was known in World War I as Mustang Gas! So as they hang there for hours without end, enduring the agony of having to go. They will have to make a decision. Let themselves go and die a horrible death or endure it. It is then that they will know the extent of my pain. PAIN!!!"

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Reply #2 on: January 07, 2010, 06:41:51 AM
Hi! Billy Mays here!
Call right now and order the big city toilet, the new wireless toilet, for only 99.99!
Do well. Live well. And dress very well.

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Reply #3 on: January 07, 2010, 08:02:17 AM
HAI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE ORIGINAL BILLY BURGER STATION - THE FAST AND EASY WAY TO PRESS AND COOK DELICIOUS BILLY BURGERS WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BACK!!!

(R.I.P Billy Mays, 1958-2009) :cry

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Reply #4 on: January 07, 2010, 09:30:22 AM
The smile I don't trust,
that twinkle in his eye says he's up to no good,
but that BEARD! UGH! Just screams evil!
...EVIL!!!

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Reply #5 on: January 07, 2010, 10:38:34 AM
Must... resist... BUYING!!!
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Reply #6 on: January 07, 2010, 11:11:26 AM
BUT I'M NOT DONE YET! CALL RIGHT NOW, AND WE'LL SEND YOU A FULLY-LOADED 80,000lbs TRACTOR TRAILER - JUST PAY SEPARATE SHIPPING AND HANDLING!

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Reply #7 on: January 27, 2010, 05:14:48 AM
Hai Billy mays here with suicide putty! I tested it on myself!

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