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"We've eaten dad's cooking," Kovu commented, "With stuff that delicious, his place is always packed."

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"Sure," Kitty promised, "I'll stay by your side, and help with Oliver, too."


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Really?' arlene hugged Kitty tightly ' Oh thank you kitty1 Thank you so much.. I.. I do hope i wont be imposing too much on you and Tiger with this.. I mean I promise not to be the annoying houseguest who overstays her welcome.. It's just that i havent had a place of my own to call home is SO long, even before the mess with Gabriel started.
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 Scars restarunt had a large statue of him, in a regal pose. ' thatwas made in my third uear as king" scar said with a smile " you will also see pictures of myself.. it is my resteraunt after all' He grinned. the picture on written words on them that included " intelligence' 'Wisdom', 'Attractive', and 'Kingly'.
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"Could I get your autograph?" Oliver asked Scar hopefully, "i've alwways wanted to meet a king. You seem so cool!"

"Indeed, my husband is amazing," Zira nodded, kissing Scar on the cheek.

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"Don't worry, I can trust you," Kitty confirmed to Arlene, "But we really should go get a bite to eat now, don't you think?"


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i'm enjoying the swim actually' arlene said ' Getting off all the sweat and grime . Plus when was the last time i got a chance to sneak away and skinnydip? Plus, I get to hang out with you..which I'm enjoying. we'll go join the others in a half hour. I'm sure there'll be plenty of food there to eat once we get there. I'll probably just stick to something like fish..Anyway , anything else you want to do Kitty? she asked.
_ Certainly, the autograph comes with the kids meal. You get a choice of article you want signed " Scar said to oliver ' do you want a book, pennant, or flag? or we can do a baseball..
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"I'll take a book, sir," Oliver told Scar.

"Let's call Kovu and the rest after all their orders are made," Zira told Scar.

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"Eh, this," Kitty sad, giving Arlene a powerful kiss on the lips.


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arlene was caught offguard by the sudden kiss, and she reacted by throwing her claws out to hold on to Kitty, touching the bigger cats chest with her claws  . she settled into the kiss, her dark red lips firmly locked with Kittys dark red lips. for a few seconds, Arlene moved her tongue into Kittys mouth and caressed her friends tongue with her own. For  a minute the girls held the kiss, then Arlene broke away and pulled away from Kitty. ' wow. Kitty.. that was real nice. Forceful, unexpected but nice. so does that make us girlfriends or something? I'd be open to that, if you want. But first things first, lets go rejoin the others and get some food into our bellies.  I bet Tiger's already on his second helping. Same with Garfield ' Arlene smiled as she got out of the river and  put her uniform back on. " I just hope these portions they have at this place aren't too big' she said. "Otherwise I won;t be able to climb  a tree to get fruit or run very well.' Come on."

Arlene lead kitty back on the trail which wound up to Scars restaurant, which was perched on a hill.
 ah, the stragglers finally arrive Scar said as the two girls entered '  fortunately, your boyfriends saved you some spots." he motioned to two opening at a table. Arlene took the opening near Garfield who was trying the wilderbeest lasanga " Hey Arlene" garfield said between big bites ' Good thing you made it in here' he said food shooting out if his mouth "I don;t know about you, but I'm famished..
 Tiger paused between bites of fish to give Kitty a fishy kiss on the lips. " sorry, bootchie-boo, if i slip you some fish. But I'm in a eating contest with Scooby over there ' Tiger said ' have to beat him if i want to go for our team..' he said.

Scar handed the two latecomers menus ' order when you are ready ' Zira will be around with mice-rolls ' the former king grinned. as he he did, a phone could be heard ringing in the kitchen ' Excuse me ladies I have to take this call. I'll be right back " The chef rushed into the kitchen , in order to pick up the phone before the 7th ring.
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So what are you having, sweetie ' arlene asked Oliver, as she glanced at the menu, which was huge and had many many different dishes on it. So far kitty was right, she thought the vibe wasnt one of ' step out of line and you'll end up an entree', as was the case at Wildcats.
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"I'm getting fish, mom," Oliver smiled, "And Mr. Scar gave me his autograph."

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"Hey father, we were looking to hear how you were doing," Kovu said as he, Vitani, and Nuka were around the phone.

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"Bring me as much meat as possible," the Duke declared.


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Splinter and knothead were going to a restaurant.  "maybe we can have ice cream as a main dish." Splinter said.

"Or candy, and none of that other stuff.  That should be desert and ice cream should be a maindish." Knothead said.

"Yea, I agree.  We should get the president to make that a law, dessert should come first for a meal and the main dish later." Splinter said.  

"Yea he should do that." Knothead said nodding in agreement.


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Hello Kovu. I'm sorry to cut this short but i'm in the middle of serving a large group of customers. How are things in the pridelands? Scar asked as he took a seat.
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 So what should we name our group girls? Arlene asked Dixie and kitty as she ordered the fish. " we'll have oliverbe.. our manager!" she smiled.
 can he handle large sums of money? Dixie sm,irked.
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DZ, Pfish and Chip were patrolling the area around Baloo's watering hole and screening the spectators and guests.

"Senor, you cannot bring that in. I will have to take it." DZ's hand reached out and grabbed a cannonball that a toon was bringing into the watering hole. He stuffed the confiscated explosive into the hatch on his front.

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Gabriel had decided to be more subtle. Disguised as simple fishermen and her RV as a trawler, she and her Weasels were offloading a few crates. Inside each crate were thousands of bombs shaped like fish. They packed a significant punch but for some reason, the explosion left behind a pungent fishy odor.

"Will that be all?" she asked.

"Yes. If we need more for the contest we will call you." Two burly toon Bears picked up the crate and moved it into the refrigerated warehouse.

"Pleasure doing business with you," Gabriel said as she boarded her ship. The Weasel operating the crane pressed a button and the crane neatly folded up and retracted behind a hatch.

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"It's going fine," Kovu said, "Kiara and I had our first anniversary recently." The lion put the phone on speaker so he didn't have to pass it between him and his siblings.

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"I have a calculator," Oliver said proudly after hearing big numbers be mentioned.


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DZ sniffed the air for a moment and then a flashing red light rose from the top of his hat. "Attention! Please do not panic but explosives have been detected in the fish storage area. We will handle this in a calm and safe manner." He then sped down the dock, weaving around guests, vendors and locals.

Pfish radioed Stripetail alerting him to the problem. Pfish was considerably more proactive. "Come on man!" he exclaimed, grabbing Pfish and dragging him along.

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Unfortunately, when when they arrived at the warehouse, Gabriel had already been long gone.

The manager seemed rather shocked by the trio's speed. DZ pulled out several barricades from his front hatch and set them up around the warehouse while Pfish ushered everyone out of the warehouse.

Chip had gotten his toolbox ready.

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Really, Oliver? can you calculate the sum of 10 million split 3 ways and take taxes into account' Dixie said  with a smile on her face. ' if so..' arlene cut in ' dixie dont make fun of him please. hes just trying to be helpful. in the meantime we need to decide what to call our group . we cant call it 2 cats and a dog after all. what about thin, curvy and plump? Arlene said.
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"yea, that'll help the next person win the presidency since everyone will love that idea."  Knothead said.

"yea.  we just have to send off emails. Snail mail is so old timer stuff." Splinter said waving with one hand dismissively.

"We just have to do a few things, email the right folks and it'll go viral.  I'll be great." Knothead said.  

"Yea, I can't wait till the law is passed." Splinter said.


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"I just want to help my mom with her job," Oliver said politely.

Kitty listed off names of groups off the tip of her tongue "The Oliverettes, Gut Girls, Cats Eat Dog, Purring Pretty, Kitties With Claws"
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"Hey King Louie," the monkeys grinned as their ruler walked towards them, looking smugly proud, "Whatcha gonna have the lady do for you first today?

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"We hear you're making a big profit over the next few days, father," Kovu and Nuka said into the speakerphone.


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"So what do you think we'll be doing next?" Knothad asked.

"Go somewhere to eat I hope, I'm hungry." Splinter said.

"mee too. Hope it's some place that served desert only.   That would be a great place to eat." Knothead said.

Splinter nodded in agreement.  "yea, that would be great.  I bet a lot would go there."


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well you two can eat as much as you like ' winnie said to them.
' she had set up her winning to help her restaurant get bigger..
 oliverettes sound like a 50s do wop group dixie said ' i like cats eat dog, and gut girls.
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 cats eat dog , we'll go with that. one of our ' magic tricks' will be turning Dixie into a cat before the end of each show' Arlene said.' you have all those suits right?'
 yes havent worn them yet..' Dixie sad as she sipped on some soup.' well after dinner why dont we go to the hotel and have you try them on and she which one fits you best.' Arlene said.' and oliver is our manager, he gets 5% of our take whatever that is. the rest we carve up amongst ourselves.'
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 well i'm hosting this laffalympics thing. so i'm full up for the next couple weeks. scar said. ' i'm glad to see that my kids still remember me fondly at any rate. well kids thanks for calling, but i have to go make desserts for everyone.
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 shes a stubborn one. i'm going to leave her alone with berri for a few days , have her get used to her dogs.' Louie said. but for now, lets go grab some bananas.'
 Remove any explosives you might find. we need that area clear for the first contest tomorrow' Stripetail said into his radio to  Pfish..
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"She better get used to those, too," the monkeys nodded with a grin to Louie, "They are a main diet for us here."

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"Yay, I get to help," Oliver smiled, pulling out his aforementioned calculator, "And I'll get paid."

"Eat as much as you want Tiger," Kitty grinned, "I like you being really big."

"You got it!" Tiger nodded, stuffing his face.

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"See you father," Kovu called.

"It's nice to hear they are going well," Zira told Scar back in the main area of the restaurant.


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Chip was arguing with several toons who were trying to get access to the fish storage area. "No! You cannot get through! We've got bombs to disable!"

DZ had shoved an entire crate of fish into his front hatch. Soon, there was an explosion and several vents on his body opened and discharged a smoke that smelled strongly of rotting fish.

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Arlene  wrote down ideas for songs the giorls could sing, and what positions they could stand in. she was planning to be on Kittys left.
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