The Weirdo Adventures of Bob!!
Intro: >>>>(v-_-) This is Bob. Bob is a blob. (v-_O)>? He ain't the brightest blob.
Chapter 1: The Record
(vO_O)>O...."I found a record today, so instinctively I asked a question: What the heck is this?"
(^>O<)^...."Tried eating it thinking it was a weirdo pancake."
(vT_T)>O...." Yeah, I didn't like it very much..."
(>[|]T)>O...." Maybe it just needed a whole bunch of syrup."
(^>O<)^...."...."
(vX.X)>O...." Heck no that made it worse!"
__............(v>.<)...."So yeah, I just left it where I found it."
Chapter 2: Eat It
(vO_O).__.(O_Ov)........ "What is it..?"
(v-_O)>O........"I think it's one of those weirdo pancakes..."
(O_Ov)........"I didn't know they still came in that color.."
(vO_O)>O...(>.<v)?!...."Eat it."
(>.<^)...."I'm not going to eat! You eat it!"
(^>.<)>O...."EAT IT!!"
===(^>.<)>O.."Eat the weirdo pancake!!"..=====(^O_O)^..."Holy crap I'm gonna die!!"
The End
Chapter 3: You're Pretty
(v^_^)...*boing boing*
(v^_^)..[Bus Stop]...(v-_-)....*boing boing*
[Bus Stop]...(v-_-)..(v^_^)...*boing boing*
...(vO_O)
(vO_O)..."OMG..."
(v-_-)....(O_Ov)
(v-_-)....(O_Ov)....*heavy breathing*
(v-_o)?....(O_Ov)...*heavy breathing*
(vo_o)?....(O_Ov)..."Um... do you have a problem?"
(vo_o)...<(O_Ov)..."You... you are...."
(vo_O)?....<(O_Ov)..."I'm what?"
(vO_O)!!....^(^_^^)..."The most prettiestest girl I've ever seen!!"
(vO_O)!!!!...<(^_^<)==.."HUG!!"
(^>.<)...(O_Ov)..."WTF?!! I'm a dude!!"
(O_Ov)....". . ."...."~People these days!"
(O_O)..."No comment."
(O_O).."P.S. This never happened."
The End
Chapter 4: The Stick
(v-_-)..."I'm bored..."
(v-_-)...". . ."
(v^_^)^..." I gots an idea!"
(>^_^)>....{].."I'm a call my fave cousin and we're gonna go be Mexican with the mustaches and all that!"
({^_^)^.."Hey cuz! Let's go to the park and be Mexican with the mustaches and sombreros and all that!"
({^_^)...."My fake beard is in for wash."
({O_O)..."And I accidentally ate my sombrero, thinking it was one of those edible ones."
({^_^)...."But I have a mustache and money for a new sombrero!"
({^_^)^...."Yay! Meet me at the park as soon as possible!"
(^^_^)>{]...."Time to get Mexican!"
. . .
_/-\_
(v^~^)...."All ready."
_/-\_
(c-~O)>...."Onward*****!!"
[El Parque]
|.._/-\_......|.._/-\_
|.(^^~^)^...|.(v^~^)...." Wooh! We're here!"
]
|...._/-\_......._/-\_....[~]
|..(vO~O)....(v-~-)>..||.....What's this?"
_/-\_...[~]
(v-~-)...||......"Sombreros are prohibited here."
_/-\_
(^>.<)
==[|]......."Viva la resistance!"
......._/-\_............._/-\_
===(>^~^)>..===(>^~^)>....."Resistance!!"(Both)
.........._/-\_
|..===(>^~^)>
|
........._/-\_........_/-\_
|....<(O~Ov)...(O~ov)....."That is one awesome stick."
....._/-\_......_/-\_
|<(O~Ov)...(¨.¨v)....."Touch.."...."Freak..."
....._/-\_......._/-\_
|<(O~Ov)...(>.<^)..."But it..."..."Shut up and adjust my fake mustache!"
....._/-\_......_/-\_
|..(>O~O)>(>.<v)...."Yes ma'am!"
....._/-\_.............._/-\_
|..(vO~O)..====(>^~^)>..."Resistance!!"
...._/-\_
|<(^~^v)...."I'm a keep this!"
......_/-\_
==(>|^~^)>....."Viva la resistance!!"
The End
Chapter 9: Penelope
[The Prestigious School For The Female]
(vo_O)>[|]..."I don't think this is the right address."
(vT_T)..."What am I gonna do now?"
(v^_^)..."La la la la la!"
(vO.O)....(vT_T)...". . ."
(vO.O)....(vT_T)..."Hey!"
(vO.O)....(T_Tv)..."What?"
(vO.O)>..(O_Ov).."You are the ugliest chick I have ever seen!"
(vO.O)....(O_Ov)..."That's 'cause I'm a guy."
(vO.O)....(O_Ov)..."What the fudge cakes is that?"
(vO.O)....(O_O^)..."Um... the opposite of a girl!"
(vO.O)....(- _-v)..."What?"
(vO.O)....<(- _-v).."Can you honestly tell me you never heard of the opposite gender?"
(vO.O)....(- _-v)..."Um.. yes? What's gender?"
(vO.O)....(- _-v)..."Ask your mom."
(vO.O)....(O_Ov)..."I'm a blob. I have no mom. I just popped out of nowhere and am now engaging in this story."
(vO.O)....(O_O^)..."You have to have come from somewhere!"
(vO.O)....(- _-v)...."The creator's brain?"
(vO.O)....(- _-v)...."I'm talking to a complete idiot."
(vO.O)....(o_-v)..."Can you stop staring at me like that?"
(vO.O)....(o_ov)..."I can't help it. You're just such an ugly girl."
(vO.O)...(>.<^)...."I'm a guy!"
(vO.O)>..(O_Ov).."I don't know why, but I think I love you."..."Huh?!"
(vO.O)....(>.<^).."Ack! Don't say that!"
(vO.O)....(>.<v)..."Why not?"
(vO.O)....(>.<^)..."You can't just randomly love someone!"
(vO.O)....(- _-'v)..."I can."
(vO.O)....(>.<^)..."Why am I talking to you?!"
(^^_^).....(O_Ov)...."Hug!!"
===(>^_^)>...===(^O_O)...."AAHH!! Stay away!!"
(>^_^)>(^>.<)..."I loves you!"...."AAAHHH!!! Let go of me!!!"
(^^_^)>(^>.<)..."I don't wanna!"..."AAAGH!!!"
(vO.O)...======(^>.<)
==(^^_^)..."Wait for me!!"
The End
Thats it for now x3
If I have mixed up the places...again I am sorry but this is the story, poems ect... so I think I got it.
Edited for face error.
