Hippo and Zebra

Noname · **on:** March 13, 2010, 01:21:49 AM

The Zebra is known for the versatility of its grazing range, even going into the mouths of other species. :blink:

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #1 on:** March 15, 2010, 09:07:31 PM

Meet me tonight.

Ptyra · **Reply #2 on:** March 15, 2010, 09:42:16 PM

A preview of Madagascar 3
A love triangle is formed when Gloria is in love with both Marty AND Melman...

Gawwwwwwwwwd, I hate inter-species relationships >_<

Noname · **Reply #3 on:** March 15, 2010, 10:26:23 PM

Next time, on "When animals of different species crossbreed"...

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #4 on:** March 15, 2010, 11:05:25 PM

Well what do you know, inter-species relationships are possible outside of fanfiction.

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Ptyra · **Reply #5 on:** March 15, 2010, 11:59:40 PM

Zebra: Yes sir, you do indeed, have a cavity in your tusk.
Hippo: What should I do?
Zebra: I'll talk to the wildlife ranger to see when the best time to hook you up with the doc.

Noname · **Reply #6 on:** March 16, 2010, 01:10:45 AM

The carnivorous hippo strikes again!

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #7 on:** March 28, 2010, 10:19:35 AM

Hippo: "Doctor, can you tell me what my problem is?"

Zebra: "Yeah! It's called gingivitis, and there was no need for you to come this far to see me. I could smell it a mile away!"

Hippo:

Noname · **Reply #8 on:** June 27, 2010, 10:31:53 PM

In Kenya, they say curiosity killed the Zebra...

Kor · **Reply #9 on:** June 27, 2010, 10:41:36 PM

Zebra: "How about next time we go to my place?"

Noname · **Reply #10 on:** July 01, 2010, 01:56:06 AM

It isn't a hippo at all; behold the deadly Venus Zebra-trap!

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #11 on:** July 08, 2010, 06:26:17 AM

"Look, Hippy, you're a nice girl, but this is neither the time nor the place."

Noname · **Reply #12 on:** July 08, 2010, 10:04:11 PM

The zebra has been forced to graze off of the plaque on the hippo's teeth, thanks to a food shortage...