Your Laws

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #80 on:** April 01, 2018, 09:25:35 PM

Law #81 - Swatting, the pretense of sending the SWAT Team, or equivalent, to a location where no crime is actually taking place, will result in a minimum 10 year sentence in prison. Someone getting hurt will increase it to 25 years and someone dying will increase it to life.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #81 on:** April 01, 2018, 10:11:45 PM

Good one, Pokeplayer. That one should be real!!

Law #82: Anyone who doesn’t like that their kids or grandkids are adult LBT fans shall be forced to watch all 14 LBT movies and all 26 TV episodes.

If they also don’t like that their kid/grandkid likes dinosaurs independent of LBT, they will need to read 500 pages of scientific articles on dinosaurs.

If this continues after the appropriate aforementioned punishment(s) have been fulfilled, the offender(s) will watch Denver The Last Dinosaur, Dinosaur Train, and in severe cases, Barney.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #82 on:** April 02, 2018, 02:17:44 AM

^^*gasps* You monster! Watching Barney is too cruel! Even if they hate dinosaurs and can't accept those who love them.

Anyways...

Law #83 - Sales Associates and Cashiers, regardless of where they work, are not allowed to be bullied. Breaking of this law shall result in your food, clothing, furniture, gaming, etc supply being cut off until a sincere apology is made.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #83 on:** April 10, 2018, 01:03:08 AM

Quote from: pokeplayer984 on Apr 2 2018, 01:17:44 AM

^^*gasps* You monster! Watching Barney is too cruel! Even if they hate dinosaurs and can't accept those who love them.

Yeah, I like to think of myself as a nice person, but I can be cruel sometimes.

Law #84 (basically some amendments to Law #82 to make punishments harsher for those who don’t hate dinosaurs, but hate that an adult in their family likes dinosaurs):

First, Law #82 is expanded to protect all adult family members, not just kids and grandkids of the offenders.

Second, hating that an adult family member likes LBT (or dinosaurs in general), despite not hating one or both of those things yourself, is automatic grounds for having to watch not just LBT, but also Denver The Last Dinosaur, Dinosaur Train, and Barney.

Lastly, if you hate that an adult family member likes dinosaurs independent of LBT, despite not hating dinosaurs yourself, you must also read 1500 pages of scientific papers on dinosaurs, instead of the 500 that those who hate dinosaurs have to read per Law #82 (hey, you like dinosaurs, right?).

Good thing my family seems to be warming up to me liking LBT, because they really don't hate dinosaurs.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #84 on:** April 20, 2018, 01:14:38 AM

Law #85 - Diplomatic Immunity is still a thing and is required for EVERY country and EVERY citizen. However, it does not cover things like murder, theft, smuggling of any kind, poaching, abuse (human or animal) and a number of other things. Lists for each country will be checked before given approval.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #85 on:** May 03, 2018, 09:30:49 AM

Law #86 - Patent trolling is now a serious crime. If found guilty, you will lose said patent and pay $1,000,000 to the parties you are trying to sue.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #86 on:** May 05, 2018, 12:21:54 PM

Law #87: Anyone who argues that climate change is a myth will be forced to live in a coastal city or Phoenix, AZ, USA for the rest of their lives. If they choose to live in Phoenix, the only places they'll be allowed to vacate to during the summer months are Tucson, Yuma, and Death Valley.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #87 on:** June 23, 2018, 01:04:22 AM

Law #88: All drivers of any German luxury car or any 'Subaru' brand car with a turbocharged engine must pass a written exam to renew their driver's licenses every 90 days. Additionally, they must retake Drivers' Ed and pass a road test at least once per year.

Note: Nissan drivers would also be included in this law, but their cars were all jettisoned into space per Law #78

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #88 on:** August 18, 2018, 02:10:59 AM

Law #89: Everyone who moved to Colorado for the legalized marijuana will be forced to leave the state, and if they want to re-enter Colorado for any reason, they will need a visa barring them from staying permanently.

DiddyKT2 · **Reply #89 on:** August 18, 2018, 10:14:21 AM

Law #90: Anyone who denounces the possibility of LBT getting a new sequel within the next ten years shall be branded as a Land Before Time traitor in the eyes of LBT fans worldwide. Furthermore, they will be forced to read LBT fanfiction for a whole year in the hope their claims will be proven otherwise. If this does not change their views, they will remain branded as LBT traitors for all time.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #90 on:** September 14, 2018, 09:24:07 AM

^ Nice one!

Law #91: Hydraulic fracturing, commonly known as "fracking", is now illegal, and all areas that have already been fracked will have to be properly remediated.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #91 on:** October 02, 2018, 12:23:28 AM

Law #92: Anyone who goes to graduate school for paleontology or environmental science will receive a full-ride scholarship

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #92 on:** October 29, 2018, 12:19:24 PM

Law #93: Driving big long trucks will require a minimum of 3 months worth of training. If an accident is caused by the trucker, they must retake the training from the beginning.

(Would you believe me if I told you it's only 6 days for the training to drive those in real life? I'm not kidding here. Seriously, I wish I was.)

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #93 on:** November 20, 2018, 05:33:03 PM

Law #94: Review Bombing is illegal. If you want to give a bad review, you have to have the proper experience. In the case of a movie or TV show, you have to watch it. In the case of a song, you have to listen to it. In the case of a game, you have to play it. Also, doing it for a very short amount of time doesn't count. Amount for proper experience will be a case by case basis. Breaking this law will result in you not being allowed on any sites that allow users to review. On top of that, your review will be removed.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #94 on:** January 29, 2019, 09:27:23 AM

Law#95: Subway shall henceforth be renamed "Sooubway", and anyone caught calling it Subway will be forced to watch all videos by TheOdd1sOut in which he mentions Sooubway. If they continue, they will be banned from Sooubway for life.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #95 on:** July 08, 2019, 10:17:33 PM

This looks like a fun game!

Law #96: @DiddyKF1 is dubbed as the official voice actor of Petrie!

DiddyKT2 · **Reply #96 on:** July 09, 2019, 09:58:58 AM

Quote from: ImpracticalDino on July 08, 2019, 10:17:33 PM

Law #96: @DiddyKF1 is dubbed as the official voice actor of Petrie!

Oh! *blushes*

Law #97: All LBT movies shall be released in surround sound to make fan dubs easier!

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #97 on:** July 09, 2019, 03:43:46 PM

Law #98: Anyone convicted of falsely accusing someone of rape or sexual assault is served a mandatory sentence equivalent to the sentence that the accused person would've received if that person was proven guilty of rape or sexual assault. Also, he/she would be forced to register on a "False Accusation" list.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #98 on:** August 05, 2019, 12:00:03 AM

Law #99: PeTA is hereby shutdown and the bosses are made to pay for all cases of animal cruelty with appropriate punishments. Said punishments will be decided by those most effected by these monsters. After all that, said building shall be leveled in front of them.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #99 on:** August 09, 2019, 11:57:15 PM

Law #100: All court cases must be fair and unbiased. You will either win or lose based on the facts and evidence, not by how much money a person or company has.