If Ducky came to your house...

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #20 on:** March 17, 2020, 07:13:30 PM

Quote from: ImpracticalDino on March 16, 2020, 04:43:31 PM

Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on March 16, 2020, 02:34:03 PM
Indeed, I plan to call biological preserve Duckbill Park.

That is sick, dude. And not the good kind of sick.
There's duckbills in abundance, so I see no reason to "preserve" Ducky.

I have an Ice Age that begs to differ. When it comes, Ducky will be ice. So either she joins my safe preserve with warm blood or she will be preserved as a frozen statue.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #21 on:** March 17, 2020, 09:39:17 PM

So...you rather trap her than become her friend?

And if she still likes you despite being trapped inside a zoo, then it's basically Stockholm Syndrome.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #22 on:** March 20, 2020, 02:49:29 AM

Friend? I have Shelia. Ducky is merely one of specimens Ludlow wants to preserve.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #23 on:** March 20, 2020, 12:37:00 PM

Dang, you view Ducky as a mere specimen... I really fear for her safety.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #24 on:** March 20, 2020, 01:10:15 PM

Her safety is garanteed here at InGen.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #25 on:** March 20, 2020, 01:12:53 PM

Yeah, sure sure. I believe you.

OwlsCantRead · **Reply #26 on:** March 20, 2020, 01:18:00 PM

You're all nuts. I would welcome her with open arms, yep, yep, yep.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #27 on:** March 20, 2020, 01:22:32 PM

Quote from: OwlsCantRead on March 20, 2020, 01:18:00 PM

You're all nuts. I would welcome her with open arms, yep, yep, yep.

But...but I’m not the one who plans to shoot her with tranquilizer dart and force her into what basically constitutes as a prison.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #28 on:** March 20, 2020, 01:42:27 PM

Quote from: ImpracticalDino on March 20, 2020, 01:22:32 PM

Quote from: OwlsCantRead on March 20, 2020, 01:18:00 PM
You're all nuts. I would welcome her with open arms, yep, yep, yep.

But...but I’m not the one who plans to shoot her with tranquilizer dart and force her into what basically constitutes as a prison.

“There are no prisons at our facilities, only shelters for the sick, and preserves for those species which are nearing extinction.”

- Memo from InGen Chairman, Dr. Henry Wu

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #29 on:** March 21, 2020, 12:14:58 PM

Is Ducky’s species near extinction? No.

Is Ducky sick? No, no, no!

Therefore, your “facilities” aren’t needed at this moment.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #30 on:** March 21, 2020, 12:25:00 PM

Ducky has been sick for some time.. she suffers from DHD: Dino Hyperactive Disorder. We can treat her at our facilities.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #31 on:** March 21, 2020, 12:36:48 PM

What’s wrong with a manic dinosaur, hmm? I would mention another dinosaur that’s much more hyperactive than her, but I don’t want that specific guy to be taken away by you.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #32 on:** March 21, 2020, 01:19:14 PM

Quote from: ImpracticalDino on March 21, 2020, 12:36:48 PM

What’s wrong with a manic dinosaur, hmm? I would mention another dinosaur that’s much more hyperactive than her, but I don’t want that specific guy to be taken away by you.

Pulls out pen.. please share the name of this dino.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #33 on:** March 21, 2020, 02:12:37 PM

Never! Ha-ha-ha!

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #34 on:** March 21, 2020, 03:10:57 PM

We have persuasive methods for obtaining information here at InGen.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #35 on:** March 21, 2020, 03:16:44 PM

Seriously? Ugh, not this again!

But I'm not relenting.

It's strange though. That last post I made wasn't by me technically. Heh, too bad you can never identify the source of the voice...

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #36 on:** March 21, 2020, 03:31:49 PM

Chomper.. yes we’ve beem tracking him and have Owen Grady ready to sieze him momentarily.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #37 on:** March 21, 2020, 04:00:24 PM

Not even close.

But hey! Don't you dare touch him, fiends! I still care about him!

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #38 on:** March 21, 2020, 04:02:16 PM

Chomper is the last Sharptooth with special D.N.A. Properties. We will capture him.. Owen.. get on it. *Motorcycle noise*

Enchanted-Valley96 · **Reply #39 on:** April 08, 2020, 06:16:52 PM

If Ducky cam to my house I would get a time machine and take her back to The Land Before Time.