If Guido came to your house...

2007excalibur2007 · **on:** April 24, 2010, 05:44:39 AM

I'd make him my pet and keep him inside a bird cage.

And I'd feed him crackers all day.

Amaranthine · **Reply #1 on:** May 02, 2010, 05:28:28 AM

I would warmly welcome him in and would want him to be my best friend. ^^

That is if Gypsy doesn't try to eat him...O.O

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #2 on:** May 20, 2010, 10:57:11 PM

All I can say about this:

Two Aspies= double the quirkiness, double the trouble, and double the fun

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JitteryDragon · **Reply #3 on:** May 21, 2010, 02:59:17 AM

First reaction: HOLY !@#$ A KILLER BIRD THING, SHOO! SHOO! *Attacks with broomstick*

Second reaction:
Me: Hi Guido! Remember me?
Gui: ... Jitters the friendly dragon! Heh, how could forget? Heh heh ... ... You're still friendly, right?
Me: Nope! *Nom nom nom*

Third reaction:
Me: Come, Guido... let us fight crime together!
Gui: Uhhh...
Me: To the Dinomobile!
Gui: ... You mean the Chevy?
Me: ... ... Yes.
*Dramatic transition*
Me: Na na na na na na na na na, uh...
Gui: Microraptor.
Me: Oh right... Na na na na na na na na na, Microraptor!
Gui: Right... So uh... where's the crime?
Me: I don't think there is any.
*Moment of silence*
Gui: Oh...
*More silence*
Me: Wanna go get a beer?
Gui: Yeah, sure.

END!

guidolover · **Reply #4 on:** January 11, 2012, 12:59:32 PM

me : :blink: :blink: OMG

..... your even cuter than I thought !!!

ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE !!!

Guido : oh err... thanks ..

me : pleased to meet you , I LOVE YOU !!! please be my boyfriend PLEASE !!!

Guido :

urrrr ...

me :

guido :

me : shall I order a pizza?

guido : ok

me : yay

LBTLover1 · **Reply #5 on:** January 14, 2012, 10:29:38 PM

I would feed him rations and treat him like my brother. I would then take him everywhere I go to calm his nervousness on everything.

Bruton the Iguanodon · **Reply #6 on:** January 16, 2012, 03:57:04 AM

I woud do basically what Guidolover does: love him to death!!!!

Dr. Curzon · **Reply #7 on:** January 16, 2012, 05:33:36 AM

I would do what Ducky did to Petrie in the near end of the original. If it was Ducky/Petrie, however... I would do it 10x harder! Ahhh... Poor Guido will be a lot bluer than he is now. Oxygen deprivation!

Ptyra · **Reply #8 on:** January 16, 2012, 02:16:36 PM

I'd keep him as far from the cats as possible and make sure he doesn't get curious about them.

If Guido came to your house...

Bruton the Iguanodon