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If Guido came to your house...

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2007excalibur2007

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on: April 24, 2010, 05:44:39 AM
I'd make him my pet and keep him inside a bird cage. :DD And I'd feed him crackers all day. :lol

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Reply #1 on: May 02, 2010, 05:28:28 AM
I would warmly welcome him in and would want him to be my best friend. ^^

That is if Gypsy doesn't try to eat him...O.O



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Reply #2 on: May 20, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
All I can say about this:

Two Aspies= double the quirkiness, double the trouble, and double the fun :DD!

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Reply #3 on: May 21, 2010, 02:59:17 AM
First reaction: HOLY !@#$ A KILLER BIRD THING, SHOO! SHOO! *Attacks with broomstick*

Second reaction:
Me: Hi Guido! Remember me?
Gui: ... Jitters the friendly dragon! Heh, how could forget? Heh heh ... ... You're still friendly, right?
Me: Nope! *Nom nom nom*

Third reaction:
Me: Come, Guido... let us fight crime together!
Gui: Uhhh...
Me: To the Dinomobile!
Gui: ... You mean the Chevy?
Me: ... ... Yes.
*Dramatic transition*
Me: Na na na na na na na na na, uh...
Gui: Microraptor.
Me: Oh right... Na na na na na na na na na, Microraptor!
Gui: Right... So uh... where's the crime?
Me: I don't think there is any.
*Moment of silence*
Gui: Oh...
*More silence*
Me: Wanna go get a beer?
Gui: Yeah, sure.

END!

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Reply #4 on: January 11, 2012, 12:59:32 PM
me :  :blink:  :blink:  OMG :wow  ..... your even cuter than I thought !!! :wub  ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE !!!

Guido :  oh err... thanks .. :lol

me :  pleased to meet you , I LOVE YOU  !!! please be my boyfriend PLEASE !!!

Guido : :o  urrrr ...

me :   :celebrate  :celebrate  :celebrate  :celebrate  :celebrate  :celebrate  :wub  
:wub

guido :  :oops

me : shall I order a pizza? :D

guido : ok :)

me : yay :D

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Reply #5 on: January 14, 2012, 10:29:38 PM
I would feed him rations and treat him like my brother.  I would then take him everywhere I go to calm his nervousness on everything.

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Reply #6 on: January 16, 2012, 03:57:04 AM
I woud do basically what Guidolover does: love him to death!!!! :exactly

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Reply #7 on: January 16, 2012, 05:33:36 AM
I would do what Ducky did to Petrie in the near end of the original. If it was Ducky/Petrie, however... I would do it 10x harder! Ahhh... Poor Guido will be a lot bluer than he is now. Oxygen deprivation!  ;)

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Reply #8 on: January 16, 2012, 02:16:36 PM
I'd keep him as far from the cats as possible and make sure he doesn't get curious about them.

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