The gang, Chomper's mom, and t-rex caption

tempestwheel · **on:** May 02, 2010, 07:49:06 PM

It's Spike Vs. Littlefoot on a round of Super Sharptooth Fighter II played on the GV's biggest TV screen.

Kor · **Reply #1 on:** May 02, 2010, 10:46:28 PM

Littlefoot: "2 treesweets on Chomper's Mom to win."

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #2 on:** May 02, 2010, 11:04:38 PM

Epic cock fighting!

Littlefoot: "I'm putting five down on the female."

Cera: "Ten on the big guy."

Animeboye · **Reply #3 on:** May 02, 2010, 11:10:29 PM

Seems Mystery Science Theater has been around even since the prehistoric era.

Kor · **Reply #4 on:** May 03, 2010, 12:01:19 AM

Quote from: Animeboye,May 2 2010 on 10:10 PM

Seems Mystery Science Theater has been around even since the prehistoric era.

Cera: "We have to find a way to escape from here and get back to the Great Valley."

Petrie: "Me not sure it'll be easy. The mads said we trapped here."

Ducky: "yes, they say we are part of an experiment, whatever that is. I do not know, no, no, no."

Pangaea · **Reply #5 on:** May 03, 2010, 12:48:00 AM

Mama Sharptooth (as Dr. Frankenstein): Igor! You lunkhead! I told you to fetch me a brain donor, and this is what you bring back?!

Giganotosaurus (as Igor): Sorry, master. There’s not a lot of donors on this island, ever since you ate them all.

Mama Sharptooth (as Dr. Frankenstein): But surely you could have done better than a spiketail! Don’t you know his brain’s only the size of a walnut*?!

Spike: Hey!

*It’s a myth that an adult Stegosaurus’s brain was walnut-sized (it was actually several times larger than that), though I don't know about a juvenile's. No offense intended to Spike, of course.

Noname · **Reply #6 on:** May 03, 2010, 01:58:46 AM

Chomper's Mom: First, you have an affair with me, now you want to KILL me?!

Giganotosaurus: It was a mistake on my part; I really should have kept to my own species...

Kit12 · **Reply #7 on:** May 06, 2010, 11:01:12 PM

Cera: Watch, I bet Chomper's mom's gonna lay in some serious hurt on him!

Petrie: Me thinking he already broked his spine before Chomper's mom gots to him...

Ptyra · **Reply #8 on:** May 06, 2010, 11:38:20 PM

Quote from: Pangaea,May 2 2010 on 10:48 PM

Mama Sharptooth (as Dr. Frankenstein): Igor! You lunkhead! I told you to fetch me a brain donor, and this is what you bring back?!

Giganotosaurus (as Igor): Sorry, master. There’s not a lot of donors on this island, ever since you ate them all.

Mama Sharptooth (as Dr. Frankenstein): But surely you could have done better than a spiketail! Don’t you know his brain’s only the size of a walnut*?!

Spike: Hey!

*It’s a myth that an adult Stegosaurus’s brain was walnut-sized (it was actually several times larger than that), though I don't know about a juvenile's. No offense intended to Spike, of course.

Nooo! The brain was from Abby Normal! Wait, wrong generation of Frankenstein and Igor...or was it Fronkenstein?

Littlefoot: Oh man, I hope Ducky's gotten help by now. This is going to get ugly.

Noname · **Reply #9 on:** May 07, 2010, 12:37:45 AM

Giganotosaurus: Hah! My teeth are whiter than yours! Crest toothpaste is the best!

Chomper's Mom: Colgate will win someday! I swear it!

Kor · **Reply #10 on:** May 07, 2010, 08:47:15 AM

Littlefoot: "Look at it this way. We could be watching a movie done by Uwe Boll or Joel Schumacher."

Petrie: "Good point."

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #11 on:** May 08, 2010, 04:13:11 AM

Littlefoot: "I'd like to know how they never noticed another Sharptooth on the island with them."

Cera: "Well, maybe they just never checked the attic."

LBTFan13 · **Reply #12 on:** May 10, 2010, 09:58:31 AM

Chomper's Mom: Dekker's a replica you stupid lizard!

Giganotosaurus: Are you nuts? He is clearly not a replica!

Littlefoot: I knew watching Blade Runner was a bad idea.

Kor · **Reply #13 on:** May 10, 2010, 10:50:11 AM

Littlefoot: "At least it's better then the other movie we saw before this one."

Cera: "Yea, like that one about the disco dragon. As if any self respecting dragon would like disco let alone dance to it. That is so 70's not to mention a stupid idea."

Pangaea · **Reply #14 on:** May 15, 2010, 03:31:40 AM

*And now, possibly the most ridiculously lengthy caption I've ever written:*

T. rex: “I’ll take the longneck and threehorn. You can have the spiketail and flyer.”

Giganotosaurus: “Hey! I why do I get the flyer? He’s so small he’ll get stuck in my teeth!”

T. rex: “Hey, I’m letting you have the spiketail! He’s the fattest one!”

Giganotosaurus: “But you get TWO big ones! How is that fair?!”

T. rex: “It’s fair because I’m bigger than you! I need more food!”

Giganotosaurus: “That’s not true! All the dinosaur books say MY kind is larger than yours! I just look smaller because I hunch!”

T. rex: “Oh, please. You’re the same height as me, at best. Maybe you just weigh more because you’re always obsessed with eating the fattest leafeaters you can find!”

Giganotosaurus: “Hey! Are you calling me fat?!”

T. rex: “Is the Bright Circle round? You bet I am, you overstuffed, hunchbacked fat biter!”

Giganotosaurus: “WHY, I OUGHTA . . . ! ! !”

Spike (to rest of gang in his own language): “I dunno about you guys, but I’m getting bored. Can we go find something to eat?”

LBTLover1 · **Reply #15 on:** December 18, 2011, 10:45:15 AM

Cera: This is boring switch channels

Petrie switches and turns into fighting of the t-rexes.

Cera: AAHH this is more like it.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #16 on:** September 04, 2019, 02:00:53 AM

Chomper's Mom: "Well don't just sit there! Help me fight this thing!"

Littlefoot: "Umm..."

Petrie: "Uhh..."

Sneak · **Reply #17 on:** September 04, 2019, 04:41:40 AM

Thanks to friendship with friendly sharptooth, Gang watches Sharpteeth Fight TV program in foreseats, the best place of view!