LOL! Sounds like something out of a Tom & Jerry cartoon! PMSL! Poor bloke!
Right...here's a joke I remembered from a long time ago.
One very windy day, a man comes into work and head upstairs to his cubicle to start a day's work. After working, all the employees went up to the top floor to the bar for a few drinks. The man and a friend got a bit merry and sat down and listened to the wind outside roaring around the building.
"Jeez! It's so windy today!" the man said.
"Yeah I know!" his friend said.
"You know...I bet it's so windy, if you jumped out of he window, it could blow you up to the roof!" the man then said laughing.
"No way! It's not that strong!" his friend said.
"No! I'll prove it! Watch..." the man said and he leapt out the open window. A few seconds later, the man came back in the room having jogged down the stairwell from the roof. The man's friend blinked in amazement.
"How?! How in the world did you do that?!" he blabbered.
"I told you! THe wind is that strong it can carry you up to the roof!" he replied. His friend was not convinced.
"Bet you can't do it again..." he edged. The man shrugged and ran up to the window and jumped out again. A few seconds later, he came down the stairs and back into the bar.
"I don't believe it! You actually did it!" the friend said. The man laughed and smiled.
"I told you!"
"Let me give it a go!" the friend said but as he leapt out of the window, he fell all the way to the bottom screaming. As everyone crowded around the window, another man turned to the first man and says,
"You've gotta stop pulling those pranks when you're drunk Superman!!"
This is not meant to cause any disrespect to Christopher Reeves so please don't think I posted this out of spite! OK?! :^.^:
