Hey guys!
Just got this email from a friend entitled "Things you should never say to a cop!" I think it's more of an American gag and some might of heard these before but here goes:
>> 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my
>> beer. (OK in Texas )
>>
>> 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar
>> detector wasn't plugged in.
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>> 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
>>
>> 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to
>> keep up with me. Good job!
>>
>> 5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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>> 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good
>> physical condition to be a police officer.
>>
>> 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
>>
>> 8. I pay your salary!
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>> 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer
>> only gave me a warning, too!
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>> 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just
>> so one of us does.
>>
>> 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I
>> know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
>>
>> 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes
>> look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond
>> with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you
>> been eating doughnuts?"